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Karissa Shannon Sucks on a Banana

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010 | No Comments

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Before that psychopathic fame whore douche nozzle Spencer Pratt started yapping about a sex tape involving Playboy’s Karissa Shannon and his ex wife Heidi Montag nobody even knew who the fuck Karissa Shannon was. Sure Karissa Shannon was in Playboy and whored herself out to a senior citizen who’s old enough to be her grandfather (Hugh Hefner is the ultimate pimp) but that didn’t make her special because so many trashy bleach blonde skanks before her have whored themselves out to the go same process. So it’s funny how deranged and twisted our society really is, because all it takes to thrust someone from obscurity into the spotlight is a sex tape, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian being prime examples of this twisted force at work. But I’m glad we have a twisted and deranged society because I love sex tapes and if the sex tape between Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag does in fact exists then I bet it’ll be interesting because the way that Karissa Shannon is putting that banana with whipped cream into her mouth signifies that she’s probably a huge kinky whore.

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