Although Jessica Simpson has been publicly criticized for getting fat and I’m not going to deny that but people forget that once a chick puts on a few pounds, the titties get bigger. In this case, bigger is better. I’m diggin’ her big fat titties and she wears them well. Do I want to see her naked? No, topless? Hell yes!

Since it’s the Holiday Season here in America, everybody is trying to sell their shitty fragrances like Jessica Simpson’s plump breasts at the local Macy’s in Southern California. The name of her perfume is called ‘Fancy’, I would never buy something with that name, reminds me of snobby country club swamp rats who pay $300.00 for bottled water from the sweat of babies in some third world country. No thanks, you can keep your shitty scent.

I don’t blame Jessica Simpson for altering her lips, I mean her career is in a slump and she really can’t act if her life depended on it. Besides, the porn industry is always looking for fresh faces or in this case lips. Wait, what?

You mean she didn’t change her career? She won’t be starring in a new porn titled “Face Humping 6 with cuntry star Jessica Simpson”? Not even as a fluffer? Damn, what the hell was she thinking fucking up her face like that then? It looks as if she got her vagina transplanted to her face.

Chicken of the Sea Country singer Jessica Simpson is still “romantically involved” with her mic but this time she shows us a bit of cleavage during a performance in NC. I thought when I found Jessica photos in short shorts it would be hot, but somethings different now. About 20 lbs different. I’m confused, isn’t she the dumb blonde that played Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazard movie? WTF happened to her, that’s not the same ass.

Fact: Jessica Simpson is annoying and has indeed gained some cottage cheese in her ass recently but it appears that she can handle a huge, thick, hard… mic in her mouth. And to me, that shit is hot. Jessica made the cross over from shitty Pop music to shitty Country music and somehow managed to top the charts. Damn rednecks fooled again by big beautiful boobs.

It’s been a while since I last posted about one of our favorite gals, Jessica Simpson, but here it goes with a sexy hot red dress. She definitely needs to expose more cleavage though!

For those of you who thought I would never say it, Jessica Simpson is a goddess. With these posts below and her good size rack, I would have no reason to not confirm it. :)

Here are some really hot shots of Jessica Simpson almost naked in Esquire. Enjoy!

Imagine how cool that’d be?! If Jessica Simpson offered Live Web cam and we’d ask her anything we’d want. ha

We also needed some Jessica Simpson in the picture or else it would never be complete.