Jessica Simpson always gets a bad rap but I think she’s actually hotter than redheaded stepchild little sister Ashlee. Here they are celebrating Ashlee’s “look at me” 25th birthday party at Wet Republic in Vegas over the weekend. Douchebag Pete Wentz was there too and poor Jessica was dateless. So which one do you think is the hottest Simpson sister? I still gotta vote for Jessica even though her career is in the shitter and she’s been dumped more times than a hot potato.
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I’m all about weed and boobs, and everyday I wake up in the morning with those in mind. I’d be set for life having a big rack and a bong filled with weed by my side 24/7, it just can’t be beat. Now when you talk about Jessica Simpson and weed, I’d probably shoot myself to just be 2 minutes with this tool, unless she’s naked. It makes all the difference whether the chick is naked or not because then you have something to distract yourself apart of her annoying stupid voice. I’m really hungover at the moment and this is the best I can give you on a Saturday night.
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Jessica Simpson was a guest model for Ozlem Suers fashion show last night in Paris and I think she left her plump fun bags back in the states because I don’t even know how to begin to explain what those two droopy things on her chest are. These pictures do not amuse me at all and it has left me confused as to what happened to her tits. We all know she’s got a nice rack, we’ve seen them. I’m confused, this person must be an IMPOSTOR!
That’s the Jessica Simpson I like to see, big veiny boobies bulging out of her chest. I don’t care much for the country singin’ daisy duke wearing whore with an accent but the chubby big boobed one, I like. I like alot.
BJ lessons 101 by Jessica Simpson to all her Country fans out there, the young and old ones pay attention, you will thank me later. Open your mouth as wide as you possible can, like this and shove it in your mouth. Ta-Da! and that’s how you blow for money.
Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend Tony Romo went out to dinner and the paparazzi got a little perverted and took pictures up her skirt of her big bubbly ass and a little thong poon. I’m sure this sort of shit is illegal but it looks pretty hot so I’m all for it… until it happens to me.
Jessica Simpson and her fat veiny boobs. Want more? – Celebs Pictorials
Oops, she is online and naked? What happened, where did her clothes go? – Time Killer
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You ever heard of Bobbie Phillips? It should be more, Booby Phillips, nice rack – All Nude Celebrities
Katie Price is fully uncensored, need I say more? – Celebrity TGP
Some girls just can’t handle her drink, they should just STFU and take off their clothes – Kick Ass Movies
Laura Gemser takes it deep in the mouth – Private Celebs
I want to do things to these girls, all 3 please, with a few pickles – Sex Tape Celebs
Although Jessica Simpson has been publicly criticized for getting fat and I’m not going to deny that but people forget that once a chick puts on a few pounds, the titties get bigger. In this case, bigger is better. I’m diggin’ her big fat titties and she wears them well. Do I want to see her naked? No, topless? Hell yes!
Since it’s the Holiday Season here in America, everybody is trying to sell their shitty fragrances like Jessica Simpson’s plump breasts at the local Macy’s in Southern California. The name of her perfume is called ‘Fancy’, I would never buy something with that name, reminds me of snobby country club swamp rats who pay $300.00 for bottled water from the sweat of babies in some third world country. No thanks, you can keep your shitty scent.
I don’t blame Jessica Simpson for altering her lips, I mean her career is in a slump and she really can’t act if her life depended on it. Besides, the porn industry is always looking for fresh faces or in this case lips. Wait, what?
You mean she didn’t change her career? She won’t be starring in a new porn titled “Face Humping 6 with cuntry star Jessica Simpson”? Not even as a fluffer? Damn, what the hell was she thinking fucking up her face like that then? It looks as if she got her vagina transplanted to her face.
Chicken of the Sea Country singer Jessica Simpson is still “romantically involved” with her mic but this time she shows us a bit of cleavage during a performance in NC. I thought when I found Jessica photos in short shorts it would be hot, but somethings different now. About 20 lbs different. I’m confused, isn’t she the dumb blonde that played Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazard movie? WTF happened to her, that’s not the same ass.
Fact: Jessica Simpson is annoying and has indeed gained some cottage cheese in her ass recently but it appears that she can handle a huge, thick, hard… mic in her mouth. And to me, that shit is hot. Jessica made the cross over from shitty Pop music to shitty Country music and somehow managed to top the charts. Damn rednecks fooled again by big beautiful boobs.
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