I remember the days when Jessica Simpson use to be hot and guys actually had her on their celebrity wanna fuck list. But those days seem to be long gone, because nowadays every time I see photos of Jessica Simpson she’s in some ugly frumpy grandma dress looking all boring and serious, refer to photos provided for proof of Jessica Simpson‘s grandma tendencies. Come on Jessica Simpson at least bring some cleavage back! I understand that Jessica Simpson no longer looks like Daisy Duke and for the love of god would not be able to even remotely squeeze into a pair of daisy dukes without exploding. But just because she’s a little softer in the body area then before doesn’t mean she can’t at least show off her delicious boobs, like really Jessica Simpson how do you expect to get a man without flaunting your best asset’s in his face? It’s not like your smart or have anything important to say, so that just leaves boobs, ass and legs as your only available tools to land a man. Oh and if you want to hook and actually keep a man, it may be wise to tell your psychotic father to stay the fuck away, guys are totally turned off by dads who think their doing us some big favor by letting us bang their daughters, F.Y.I it’s the other way around, so you’re welcome.

The Hurt Locker’s, bomb defusing expert Jeremy Renner is attempting to lock it in with Ms. Napalm herself, Jessica Simpson. I guess John Mayer’s interview with playboy where he reveals Jessica Simpson actually has awesome sex’in skills comparing her to crack cocaine and “sexual napalm” is actually doing Jessica some good, because Mr. big shot bomb diffuser (in movies) is now ready to take on some real napalm! People reports:

“Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy,” the source says. “They were really flirting up a storm.” Paves encouraged the two and, the source says, “Jessica loved it!” When the party was over, the two exchanged numbers, entering them into their phones.”

Of course Jessica loved it, she would love it if a stray homeless guy flashed her a smile. And I’m pretty impressed that Jessica Simpson knows her own number or for that matter how to put numbers into her phone.  I like Jeremy Renner, he seems like a cool dude, so for his sake I hope that he hits it and quits it and doesn’t get duped into marriage by Jessica Simpson’s psychotic devil of a father Joe Simpson. Nahhhhh no guy after Nick Lachey was retarded enough to take Jessica Simpson seriously, so I’m not worried about Jeremy Renner.