We all know Jessica Biel plays a stripper in her new movie Powder Blue but hot damn I finally got my hands on the uncensored stills of her topless stage dance. Her titties are like the perfect titties I imagined them to be. Thanks you director of this new movie for casting Jessica Biel and writing the perfect script for her.

Man, there’s alot of hot Jessica’s out there but there’s just something mysterious about Jessica Biel that I’m totally attracted too. She’s not a sloppy drunk celeb that flashes a panty every other day, which kinda sucks that we’ll never see a raw upskiirt or nip slip from her but she’s got a sense of humor. I mean she has to have one if she’s dating Justin Timberlake. Right?

There’s nothing worst than a hot chick with a dull sense of humor. Total turn off. Biel has a booty, big luscious lips and a nice handful of titties… total awesome package in a babe. I hate Justin Timberlake.

Today’s sexy 2009 calendar pick is: Jessica Biel’s 2009 calendar showing off her sexy side. This calendar actually looks kinda lame, it’s like she just grabbed old pictures of her and called it her 2009 calendar but she still looks pretty damn hot. Not as hot as Keeley Hazell’s but still pretty damn hot.

Jessica Biel’s ass attended the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute in Hollywood too, there’s an event I wish I was invited too. All the awesome celebrity asses and titties were there and I missed out. I can’t even remember what I did this weekend, after a few beers my memory fades and the slurred words come out. I did however wake up with a toy car in my ass. Weird.

Bootylicious Jessica Biel was in Rome for the premiere of Easy Virtue in a nice tight silver dress showing off her assets. I forgot why I loved her so much, I mean she has a nice face but damn that booty is bangin’. Like absolutely awesome from every angle. Her hair is a mess, it looks like she barely wore any make-up and she still looks hotter than some photo shoots I’ve seen lately.

I’m pretty sure Justin Timberlake is gay… like he never even goes out with this beauty, like never… Jessica Biel deserves more than that ;)

Maybe hotter? but still debating… was the Jessica Biel with brown hair hotter than the new one with Blonde hair? She lost some wait though with the hair change, so for now, heck, I’m sticking with the blonde version 2.0.