I’m pleased to inform you fine folks that Jessica Alba is back to being the sexy bitch that she it but now a sexy milf to boot. Finally, I was hoping she wouldn’t go down the same terrible path that Britney Spears has been snail trailing.

Jessica Alba dresses down for Arena magazine looking hotter than ever, it’s actually hard to tell if these are new photos or pre-pregnancy. I’m pretty sure they’re new but hot damn Jessica Alba is such a babe, makes you want to slap your girlfriend or wife in the face for not looking this hot. Just kidding, don’t do that or your penis will be a very lonely member.

Finally new Jessica Alba masturbation material, something to flick the ol bean too, or jerk off depending on what your packing down there. It’s taken her forever to finally pose post pregnancy other than that Campari calendar but still, we are only human and we need to material every few weeks or so. Just look at Danielle Lloyd, she has a new topless boobtastic spread out every week on NUTS. Learn from her Jessica, learn it well!

This should brighten up your Sunday, some very sexy Jessica Alba 2009 Campari Calendar outtakes showing her mommy body in a raw state proving she needed little photoshop. I don’t know a damn person in this universe that doesn’t agree with me, the bitch is smokin’ hot.

Holy balls, Jessica Alba just released her 2009 Campari Swimsuit Calendar looking finer than ever. I don’t know why they call it a swimsuit calender when she’s barely wearing a swimsuit at all, in fact, I thinks she’s only wearing maybe two swimsuit like outfits out of the entire gallery. However, I shall not complain, she looks smokin’ hot.

Makes me want to swim in Campari, damn those geniuses behind the marketing campaign for choosing my Jessica Alba. Yea, you read that right, she’s my girl. I don’t care if she’s married with a baby, I’ll keep living in my delusional state of mind all I want.

Doesn’t this photoshoot make you want to buy her product? She could be holding up a bowl of dog shit with a smile and I’d probably buy two of them. It’s sad really.

I don’t get the trendy Hollywood bangs all the hottie are sporting these days. Bangs are for little girls. Although Jessica Alba really can’t look bad even if she tried, it’s hard to believe she had a baby less than a year ago. She looks awesome and I don’t have anything to bitch about, well except for her bags. Bangs suck.

Welcome back to sexy town, Jessica Alba took a 9 month detour into Pregnantville but has bounced back into a bikini and she looks bangin’. Too bad the pictures are low quality but considering the paparazzo was in full camo gear dressed as shrubbery, he still got some great shots of Jessica’s flat belly. Her ass? Perfection! Makes you want to nibble on your monitor. What? I like asses too.

We’ve all been waiting for this time when our cutest actress ever, Jessica Alba, gets cute again. Well the time is finally here, enjoy!