Okay so maybe they are super hot girls pumping gas… close enough. But you got to admit that there is something super sexual about these voluptuous chicks sticking a hard nozzle into a dark hole. Yes. I did just sexualize pumping gas. And it’s hot.
Katy Perry Filling Up a Beast
That’s right Katy – you don’t need Russell. You just pump so hard into that beast of yours. If only I was the BP Station and you were that wicked little sports car. But then again, the world doesn’t adhere to my sick gasoline-related fantasies.
Anna Lynn McCord Gives Her Car a Golden Shower
….of gasoline. Yeah, yeah, I know she is a dirty tease. Hopefully the next time Anna Lynn decides to shower anyone it won’t be with gas. Or if it is, she better be naked and not wearing that stupid scarf. She doesn’t do anything worthwhile as it is, so unless she starts pumping gas naked…
Olivia Wilde Should Be a Gas Attendant
Olivia Wilde should always hang out at gas stations. I can forgive her for having her hair pulled back into that stupid little bun. Being around gas stations and automobiles really brings out the curve of her butt. Thank God for ridiculously short black dresses.
Valentine’s Day MAY be the biggest chick flick of 2010 and it is going to be release right before V-day (of course)… but I have a confession to make. I think I want to go see it. Not for the romantic comedy-ness of it all, no. I want to see it simply for the ridiculous number of hot women IN the movie. The cast is freaking incredible. A quick roundup of the chicks you’d see:
I’ve been watching Anne ever since her Hollywood debut as Disney’s lovable princess in the Princess Diaries. Two comments to protect my manhood: 1.) I was young enough to watch Disney, so quit judging me douchebags. 2.) Tiaras make girls look like strippers and that’s hot. Besides, my Anne Hathaway loyalty hit paydirt when she showed her tits in Brokeback Mountain. I can only hope we’re that lucky in Valentine’s Day.
Jennifer is such an awesome chick – I can totally forgive her for the worst Marvel comic book movie ever (Elektra). As with all of the other girls in this movie, I’m hoping she shows some T & A. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen her naughty bits and it’d make my tube sock very happy if it were to happen in 2010.
I don’t understand why Jessica Alba won’t return my letters. I even included nude pictures of myself making out with a Fantastic Four cutout of her. What else could she possibly want? I would show up on her doorstep with flowers and a rabbit vibrator for her, but apparently these celebrities like to hide where they live. How unfair for Jessica. Someday, my sweet princess will realize how much she is missing. She’ll run to my doorstep, ask my mom if I was home, and come down to my basement to make sweet, sweet Invisible Girl love to me. …oh and she is in this movie, too.
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