Jennifer Lopez and her skeletal mutant went to the Golden Globes dressed like a Golden Globe, I take it she’s trying to bring her sexy back? FAIL. She failed miserably. After pooping out her mutant husbands twin spawn her sexy went with the placenta into the garbage shoot. Jenny from the block needs to jog around the block for a good long while to look hot in a backless golden dress. I’m just saying, poor choice of an evening gown.

Jennifer Lopez revealed a low cut gown exposing her mom tits to prove to the world she still ‘has it’ in the sex appeal department. I’ve always thought she was hot but then as soon as she opens her mouth all this bullshit come pouring out and ruins the moment. Granted she’s an idiot, but damn she’s still ‘got it’.

Man, it seems like it has taken Jennifer Lopez centuries to look hot again and she still kinda looks alien-esk in these photos. Jennifer and her skeletal husband Marc Anthony attended the Fashion Group International’s 25th Annual Night of Star bullshit wearing a tight dress not showing enough cleavage in my opinion. Show them milky boobs like Christina Aguilera.

Once a hot Latina “Jenny from the block” is now a pompous ass with two kids, a corpse for a husband and a face full of clown make-up, but I can see a glimmer of hope of possibly up a notch to MILF status for Jennifer Lopez. Really I can, look passed the froo froo dress and eye shadow her make-up artist with Parkinson’s layered on. See? She can be hot again, one day. Next time don’t wear panties.

Hot Hot Hot! She looks amazing for a what, 35 year-old now? She still makes Arena Magazine, congrats! J-Lo’s still got it!