UK uber busty uber babe Jennifer Ellison posed for J magazine in some terribly sexy positions turning me way on, my panties exploded. It would of been funnier to say my penis exploded from a raging hard on but the fact is, I have a stupid vagina. My mother must have been in the wrong position when her and my Dad were conceiving me.

Bitch should of done it doggie instead of being a lazy bitch and lying on her back. Not that positions have anything to do with the sex of a child but maybe if she was a freak, I would of been born a man. But no, I’m just a perverted woman. Life’s rough having a vagina, just ask any female. Back on topic, I’d bang Jennifer Ellison’s brains out… if I had a penis.

Jennifer Ellison lives topless in NUTS magazine which is an excellent idea and I hope many babes follow in her foot steps. The End. Happy Saturday.

Jennifer Ellison holds on to her giant tits for dear life as she (for some odd reason) refuses to unleash her melon fury. Maybe she’ll lose her balance down stairs, they must be top heavy. Or maybe she’s a terrible tease as most women are. Shit, it’s not like we’ve never seen her tits before, she’s on a different topless pictorial every other week. Tease!

UK babe Jennifer Ellison gives us a little peep show in the December issue of Loaded magazine. I don’t even care why the December issue of Loaded has been released but Jennifer’s sexy boobs in lingerie is what we needed on this chilly fall Tuesday. It’s Tuesday right? This chick is only famous for her body and thank god for that, we don’t need another Paris Hilton or Aubrey O’Day recording another shitty pop single. Stick to what you know best, sexy topless pictorials.

Today’s pick for the sexy 2009 calendar is : Another British babe Jennifer Ellinson who gave us a sneak peek to what her 2009 calendar will look like. Big boobs in sexy bikini’s. Now that’s hot but still, no one has come close to Keeley Hazell’s wonderful topless calendar shoot. Sorry, try again. My advice? Lose the clothes Jennifer!

Jennifer Ellison and her huge rack make a good combination for the boring Circus routine don’t you think? I’d for sure go now!

She just has that body that makes me think dirty things, what can I say… Jennifer Ellison for y’all!

She’s back and topless in the latest issue of Men’s magazine, Loaded. Enjoy these hot pictures of Jennifer Ellison topless!

One of these good moments where you wish you were a photographer, a photographer for Nuts magazine that is. :)

These top Jennifer Ellison photos are provided by Horny Oyster. Enjoy!