British glamour model Jennifer Ellison has big succulent boobs in NUTS magazine making her nipple cover-up tease really upsetting to me and every other person who enjoys the sight of big ol’ titties. Just show your damn nipples already, the tease is getting pretty old.

UK glamour tittie babe Jennifer Ellison posed for NUTS magazine with her giant tits smashed together like big juicy melons. I’ve never wanted to sink my teeth into a ripe piece of fruit as badly as I do right now after seeing these pictures.

Topless NUTS model Jennifer Ellison left her bra at home because frankly, bras are for assholes. It’s not like we haven’t seen her titties before but it’s always nice to see nipple when it’s not some crazy photoshopped pictorial making her look flawless. She actually looks pretty haggard in these pictures but whatev, there’s her nipple to distract us from her face.

UK uber busty uber babe Jennifer Ellison posed for J magazine in some terribly sexy positions turning me way on, my panties exploded. It would of been funnier to say my penis exploded from a raging hard on but the fact is, I have a stupid vagina. My mother must have been in the wrong position when her and my Dad were conceiving me.

Bitch should of done it doggie instead of being a lazy bitch and lying on her back. Not that positions have anything to do with the sex of a child but maybe if she was a freak, I would of been born a man. But no, I’m just a perverted woman. Life’s rough having a vagina, just ask any female. Back on topic, I’d bang Jennifer Ellison’s brains out… if I had a penis.

Jennifer Ellison lives topless in NUTS magazine which is an excellent idea and I hope many babes follow in her foot steps. The End. Happy Saturday.

Jennifer Ellison holds on to her giant tits for dear life as she (for some odd reason) refuses to unleash her melon fury. Maybe she’ll lose her balance down stairs, they must be top heavy. Or maybe she’s a terrible tease as most women are. Shit, it’s not like we’ve never seen her tits before, she’s on a different topless pictorial every other week. Tease!