Just four months shy of delivering twin babies poop machines, former adult penis stuffer Jenna Jameson stripped of her nipple suckers and posed for Playboy last Thursday afternoon to show off her deflated tits and excellent post pregnancy body.

Jenna’s always been a risk taker, but posing for Playboy while you’re still breast-feeding is an all time high. When asked how she got so slim so fast, Jenna credits her strict vegetarian diet, her “healthy” relationship with her man Tito Ortiz and, “paddle-boarding.”

What the fuck is paddle boarding? I don’t know what it is but it sounds kinda sexy, especially coming from Jenna Jameson’s mouth. I don’t get what she’s trying to prove by posing for Playboy after birthing living watermelons but who gives a shit, it’s a healthier version of Jenna Jameson.

The images below are obviously old but don’t fret, those Playboy pics will leak soon don’t you worry.