JESUS, what does it take? Any little asshole can just grab Megan Fox and call her mommy? The last time I tried that I spent a night in jail. And apparently the “registered sex offender” thing never goes away. Ripoff!
Megan is looking especially foxy as she leaves this store with her stupid boyfriend and his stupid kid. You think I’m jealous, but I’m not. That kid is going to have some major Freudian “mommy issues” with Megan “hot as fuck” Fox as his step-mom. At least I don’t have to go to therapy after I admit that I want to tie her to a bed, rip off her crotchless panties and go to town on her downtown.
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