Holly Madison does her best ‘sexy’ photo shoot for LA Direct magazine but it looks like a frightened little girl who gets beat by her drunken stepfather, plus she’s fully clothed and that’s just weird. Holly isn’t a glamor model, she’s a playmate with big fake tits.

She would of looked better naked or at least in a thong bikini pouring water over her bubbly boobs. But no, she tries to be artsy and fails. Take my advice and stop trying to be classy Holly, it just isn’t you.

Rebound Holly Madison is dating douche bag Criss Angel after her split with High Hefner. She’s an idiot. Criss Angel is even more retarded. Criss Angel is like the male version of Tila Tequila, both attention whores and actual whores who fuck anything that walks in Hollywood. I mean, Criss Angel slept with Britney Spears during her ugly stage.

Holly Madison poses with two big bowling balls at the 4th annual Bowling for Boobies fundraiser Monday in a hot school girl outfit. She has a great belly and it looks like the hottie can bowl. She also gives us a little panty upskirt peak while acting silly on the floor. Who knew breast cancer awareness could look so sexy!

Probably the smartest of the Hefner bunch, Holly Madison took her boobs for a walk on the red carpet for the Hollywood Life’s 5th Annual Hollywood Style Awards in a sexy revealing red dress. This dress should be worn by all the hotties on the Hollywood hills. I put the emphasis on the word Hotties, I’m not talking about you Khloe Kardashian the ugly Kardashian sister.

Hugh Hefner’s main fluffer wore a nice revealing sequent dress to the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards Show (WTF? Reality Show Awards? Are you serious?) with some nice side boob action. There is absolutely nothing interesting in all three of Hefner’s bimbos, except for their boobs and possibly a vagina or two on a good day.

One of the hotter girlfriends (Kendra is probably the hottest) to the Playboy crypt keeper, Holly Madison thought it would be a wise idea to hang on a bar and swing around like a dumb ass. Unfortunately for her, but fortunately for us she wasn’t wearing panties. Although I cannot preview her beaver, I can describe it to you. She shaves, but you can tell she’s not a natural bleached blonde. Uncensored version here.

We shouldn’t even wonder why she got this award, cause it’s clearly not because she is super hot, sexy, cute, and everything at the same time.