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Holly Madison’s Boobs

Monday, August 9th, 2010 | No Comments

Former Playboy Playmate and Girl Next Door, Holly Madison brought out the big guns, and by big guns I mean her big boobs for some recent event. I personally think that Holly Madison is butt and pretty budget; I mean her claim to fame was being some grandpa’s girlfriend and when that didn’t pan out she became that freak show with a lisp, Chriss Angel’s main squeeze, disgusting that guy just looks like he smells funny, like ketchup or mustard. Anyways Holly Madison seems to be doing whatever it takes to make ends meet these days, and thank god she’s a go-getta and is smart enough to use her best assets, her big fake boobs to bring in the bacon. I’m not gonna lie, Holly Madison’s boobs are pretty great, she like Audrina Patridge had the good sense to get a nice set of fake tits, because we all know that a decent set of fake boobs will get you way further in life then a flat chest or even worse a bad tit job (bolt on tits are the absolute worse, biggest turn off ever). Anyways enjoy these shots of Holly Madison’s boobs in a python bikini top.

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Holly Madison Thinks We Care About Her Breasts

Monday, December 7th, 2009 | No Comments

hollymadisonpartyHolly Madison, just because you turned 30 recently doesn’t mean you have to let yourself go. Good God. The dress? Boring. The face? Passable. The breasts? Disgusting.

Ah, who am I fucking kidding. Holly is looking so god damn fine I wish I could chloroform her, keep her in my basement for a week and not let her eat anything but my jism. She is looking like a perky 18 year old at her 30th birthday party and she deserves gold trophies in the shape of penises covered in roses just for that.

Oh and can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here? It looks like a mental patient is working in a quick boob grab/photo op while Holly is out in the fucking ether.

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Holly Madison Knows How To Tap A Keg

Monday, October 12th, 2009 | 2 Comments

She could tap my keg and let the foam run out any day! Holly Madison was the official beer wench at Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas yesterday. Gone are the days of sober Sundays, this is the year 2009 and if you wanna skip church and get drunk with a blonde Playboy bunny, you can! She really knows how to give great head…..on a beer I mean. Check her out as she parties with some really creepy dudes at the tavern in Vegas.

Holly Madison Upskirt And Oral Fixation

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 | 3 Comments

While spending some time at a photo shoot at The Sugar Factory, Holly Madison showed off her oral skills and the fact that she does in fact wear undies under her miniskirts. It’s no big thing to see the Hef’s ex naked, in fact she’s been in Playboy several times, but it’s her affinity for shoving things in her mouth like a huge pickle and a large hot dog which has got me popping wood.

Holly Madison’s Wonky Pokies

Monday, August 24th, 2009 | 6 Comments

Holly Madisons Wonky Pokies

Former Playboy live-in whore Holly Madison dressed up in bright pink vomitus gear with her strange wonky tits looking in all sorts of directions while strutting them down the nipply night. Oh and that horse Bridget is with her too. Fuck those bitches, we’ve moved on to twins.

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Holly Madison Had Sex with a Gnome

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 | No Comments

Holly Madison Gnome

Boring Holly Madison poses next to that Travelocity gnome in a wedding dress and then in sexy lingerie with her titties spilling out desperate for botox money since her sugar Daddy moved on to younger tighter twin babes. Sadly it’s official Holly is a has-been but I’m sure a sex tape *wink wink* will salvage her career.

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Holly Madison Topless Wet Titties

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 | 2 Comments

Holly Madison Topless

Holly Madison’s big wet titties is truly what most of us need to get out of bed in the morning, these are last years Playboy outtakes that didn’t make the cut. Sexy outtakes that didn’t make the cut. Sorry for the shitty quality, it’s all I can find for now.

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Holly Madison’s Big Round Tits Barely Fit Bikini

Monday, July 6th, 2009 | No Comments

Holly Madison Big Tits Bikini

Former Playboy hussie Holly Madison does what she was born to do, which is showing the world her bikini body with her bulging implants barely staying in her bikini top. Me likey boobies!

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Holly Madison in a Bikini for Memorial Day

Monday, May 25th, 2009 | No Comments

Holly Madison Bikini pics

Former Playboy mansion slut Holly Madison wore her cutest bikini at the MGM Grand to support our day off of drinking beer, eating till we puke and looking at babes in bikini’s. I’m not even going to mention Kendra Wilkinson because she’s hiding her bikini with a stupid shirt.

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Holly Madison is in a Bikini

Friday, May 15th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Holly Madison Bikini Candids

Holly Madison is in a bikini for us on this awesome Friday morning to stir up our confidence to work with a smile and finish the god damn finals to one day College will be a distant future. Holly is also not wearing any make up and it’s kinda scary. She needs top overt the attention to her face by taking her top off.

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