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Bikini Madness: The Battle Between the Hottest Celeb Bikini Ass!!

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Three women from very different respectable backgrounds, Mena Suvari a very talented actress with a tight body and plump round ass. Carla Bruni Sarkozy married to the President of France with an incredible flat tummy showing off her awesome body. Then we have the lowest of the low, Heidi Montag who is her body was found decomposing under a mattress no one but her douche bag husband Spencer Prat would care and he’d make a fuss for paparazzi and media attention. Not love, respect or honor. I hate those assholes.

Flat chested Mena Suvari at Azure, the pool at Palazzo in Vegas

French first lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy dripping wet bikini ass

Swamprat Heidi Montag presenting her ass at photographers

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Heidi Montag’s Playboy Pictures

Friday, August 14th, 2009 | No Comments

Oh for fuck sake, this is what Heidi Montag did in Playboy? What a waste of paper. As annoying as this bitch is, she could of redeemed herself by showing her naked ass body to us but she has to stick with being an annoying prude whore. I fucking hate you Heidi Montag. Useless sack of organs.

I sure hope this is just a preview of leaked images because this whore bag isn’t important enough to hold out on showing some nipplage… even some beaver.

Uncensored Morning Links:

Jennifer Connelly Fully Nude + Lot’s More – Famous Blow

Heidi Montag Get’s Holy Tacoed – Holy Taco

The World Dwarf Games In Belfast, LOL – The Chive

Fat Lady Can’t Get On The Horsy – Double Viking

Boobs For Beer – Ehowa

Even Dick Cheney Hates George Bush – Epic Bull

Playboy Mom Beth Fithen Files Lawuit – Busted Coverage

Haylie Duff Looking Hot, Haylie Duff V2 – Celeb Slam

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First Look at Heidi Montag’s Playboy Shoot

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Annoying harpy Heidi Montag and her douche bag husband Spencer Pratt flaunt her sexy cover of Playboy magazine giving us a glimpse of what’s to come when it eventually leaks onto the internet prematurely. I can’t wait to see this chick naked, even though she an idiot, her body is bangin’.

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Heidi Montag Defines Buttaface

Monday, February 16th, 2009 | No Comments

Heidi Montag is by far one of the most annoying chicks in Hollywood, lucky for her she’s got an amazing little body on her. If it wasn’t for that sole part of her, she would have been booted from California as soon as she set foot off the plane or the underground tunnel she burrowed from. Ever thing looks eatable, but her gnarly face.

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Heidi Montag Drops Major Cleavage

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 | No Comments

Heidi Montag is not hot, in fact in these series of photos below, she looks like a major dog but her titties are distracting. They make me feel as if I shouldn’t even mind the mess of a face she’s got on her shoulders. I just may listen to my fake penis talking.

Could you imagine if I really was a dude and I really listened to a penis? I’d be in alot of trouble and probably dying of some sort of sexual transmitted disease I contracted by countless gutter whores I’ve most likely banged their brains out. It’s gods will that I am not a man.

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Heidi Montag is A Mule Face but her Body is Tight

Saturday, December 6th, 2008 | No Comments

Bless this girl for her flawless body meant for tiny bikinis. Curse her for being butt ugly. Heidi Montag and her newly married husband Spencer Pratt are the most annoying retards in Hollywood right now. They both are media whores that crave for attention from practically anyone. I’ll give that bitch all the attention she wants but god damn she needs a paper bag over her face worse than Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean she doesn’t close her damn mouth. [insert penis joke here].

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Heidi Montag Promoting Lingerie

Friday, April 18th, 2008 | No Comments

Here’s the hottie Heidi Montag promoting her new lingerie or clothes line called “Heidiwood”. Soo gay, but hey that means that we get to see more of Heidi Montag, so why not?!