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Heidi Montag still an Attention Whore Wants to get Implants Out

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m so sick of this dumb delusional horse face idiot bitch, so this will be the last time I post about Heidi Montag for a while, well until the sex tape (which I know think is a scam and doesn’t exist) surfaces. Heidi Montag has found a sucker , Life & Style magazine to pay her for an interview about everything from her extremely botched plastic surgeries, her wanting to take out those bolt on implants, and of course the probably non-existent sex tape that her and psychopath Spencer Pratt made up to get some publicity. A word of advice to Heidi Montag, stop with the hack plastic surgery jobs and invest in some therapy because you’re obviously an extremely troubled person. Is it just me or does Heidi’s face look messed on the cover of Life & Style? Anyways don’t go out and buy Life & Style because if you do you’re only contributing to Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery fund, plus she’s obviously a liar so lets just forget about this bitch.

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Heidi Montag and Playboy Babe Karissa Shannon Girl on Girl Sex Tape

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 | No Comments

Heidi Montag’s apparent sex tape scandal/publicity stunt tactic thickens! Not only does Heidi Montag’s annoying douche nozzle ex-husband (they’ve apparently divorced) crazy face Spencer Pratt claim that he has an entire library of sex tapes starring the pre and post plastic surgery nightmare versions of horse face Heidi Montag but now Spencer Pratt is claiming that he also holds a steamy sex tape made by Heidi Montag and Playboy, former girlfriend of Playboy founder and oldest pimp alive Hugh Hefner Karissa Shannon. The not so bright Karissa Shannon has confirmed that the girl on girl sex tape which involves her and Heidi Montag does in fact exists but that she’ll sue the pants of Pratt if the sex tape is released. Oh please no one is suing anyone because all these obscure D list desperate for some Hollywood attention whores have no soul and they know the only way to get a little face time is to ‘accidently’ leak a sex tape, classic case of girls with father issues or better yet no father figure in their lives. Besides who wants to see Heidi Montag engaged in sexual acts with Spencer Pratt, I can’t even imagine how horrifying that scenario would be. I wouldn’t mind seeing some girl on girl action between plastic parts Heidi Montag and Playboy skank Karissa Shannon, I’ll be sure to troll the internet for the Heidi Montag, Karissa Shannon sex tape and share my findings with all you wonderful readers. For now enjoy these pictures of Karissa Shannon topless and also exposing her bare ass plus other pictures of Karissa Shannon assuming the doggy style position.

Plus Bonus Pictures of Karissa Shannon topless and Bare Ass

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New Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures and Sex Tape

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 | No Comments

Looks as though things have been a little rough for idiot blow up doll Heidi Montag. First Dr. Frank Ryan the plastic surgeon who made her look like a ridiculous bride of Frankenstein, plastic blow up doll, creepy frozen face with bolt on tits monster thing died in a freak car accident when his Jeep veered off a cliff. Second, these bikini pictures of Heidi Montag are apparently new and she looks a mess, like the plastic on her face is beginning to disintegrate anyways she’s supposedly in Costa Rica to mourn the death of her creator, Dr. Frank Ryan (who also did work on Shauna Sand..enough said). Thirdly, Heidi Montag’s soon to be ex husband, victim of society Spencer Pratt is shopping around some sex tapes to the king of adult entertainment Vivid Entertainment, the Heidi Montag sex tapes apparently feature post and pre plastic surgery versions of Heidi Montag that according to Spencer Pratt “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.” According to TMZ Spencer is asking for 5 million dollars for the tapes. I don’t even know why I’m writing about these two soulless douche bags because if the past has told us anything about plastic surgery and sex tapes it’s that the culprits are assholes desperate of attention, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are both losers who deserve one another.

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Heidi Montag Shows off New Plastic Boobs

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010 | No Comments

Heidi Montag is a fuckin retard, because only someone who’s seriously retarded (and I use the term ‘retard’ with no disrespect to anyone except retarded Heidi Montag) would think that getting ridiculously huge ‘bolt on’ boobs and other plastic parts at the age of twenty something would be a good idea. The only reason I post about Heidi ‘Horse face’ Montag is to show how fuckin stupid this chick looks, take these recent photos of her in some tacky ass bedazzled bikini at the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at Aria in Las Vegas, bitch looks so utterly stupid that it’s unbelievable. The most fucked up thing is that Heidi Montag probably thinks she looks like a million bucks, ya maybe if the million bucks was in Paso’s , which is the currency she most likely used to pay her idiotic plastic surgeon. Anyways here are some photos of Heidi Montag’s gigantic boobs in a bikini, those of you who are into freaky looking plastic women enjoy

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Heidi Montag is an Annoying Idiot

Saturday, March 27th, 2010 | No Comments

I really didn’t want to give Heidi ‘Horseface’ Montag any undue attention, because frankly she’s a sleezy, annoying individual who would probably retreat to a cave somewhere if she was banned from being stupid and staging those fake photo-ops. However, I wanted to post these recent photos of Heidi Montag, looking like the most ridiculous human I’ve ever seen, as a public warning to girls who are thinking of getting greedy with their boob jobs; don’t do it! Honestly Heidi Montag’s new boobs are the essence of ‘bolt on’ tits and are probably as hard as the crust on a Domino’s pizza, it’s disgusting. I bet the only people on this planet who think Horseface’s new tits are great is that equally disgusting ‘husband’/pimp of hers, Spencer Pratt and truck drivers. Don’t get me wrong I think fake tits are awesome, if they are done tastefully; but when you get a couple bolt on boulders that look like there impeding on your respiratory system that’s just wrong. Don’t even get me started on Heidi Montag’s face and horse hair.

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Bikini Madness: The Battle Between the Hottest Celeb Bikini Ass!!

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Three women from very different respectable backgrounds, Mena Suvari a very talented actress with a tight body and plump round ass. Carla Bruni Sarkozy married to the President of France with an incredible flat tummy showing off her awesome body. Then we have the lowest of the low, Heidi Montag who is her body was found decomposing under a mattress no one but her douche bag husband Spencer Prat would care and he’d make a fuss for paparazzi and media attention. Not love, respect or honor. I hate those assholes.

Flat chested Mena Suvari at Azure, the pool at Palazzo in Vegas

French first lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy dripping wet bikini ass

Swamprat Heidi Montag presenting her ass at photographers

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Heidi Montag’s Playboy Pictures

Friday, August 14th, 2009 | No Comments

Oh for fuck sake, this is what Heidi Montag did in Playboy? What a waste of paper. As annoying as this bitch is, she could of redeemed herself by showing her naked ass body to us but she has to stick with being an annoying prude whore. I fucking hate you Heidi Montag. Useless sack of organs.

I sure hope this is just a preview of leaked images because this whore bag isn’t important enough to hold out on showing some nipplage… even some beaver.

Uncensored Morning Links:

Jennifer Connelly Fully Nude + Lot’s More – Famous Blow

Heidi Montag Get’s Holy Tacoed – Holy Taco

The World Dwarf Games In Belfast, LOL – The Chive

Fat Lady Can’t Get On The Horsy – Double Viking

Boobs For Beer – Ehowa

Even Dick Cheney Hates George Bush – Epic Bull

Playboy Mom Beth Fithen Files Lawuit – Busted Coverage

Haylie Duff Looking Hot, Haylie Duff V2 – Celeb Slam

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First Look at Heidi Montag’s Playboy Shoot

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Annoying harpy Heidi Montag and her douche bag husband Spencer Pratt flaunt her sexy cover of Playboy magazine giving us a glimpse of what’s to come when it eventually leaks onto the internet prematurely. I can’t wait to see this chick naked, even though she an idiot, her body is bangin’.

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Heidi Montag Defines Buttaface

Monday, February 16th, 2009 | No Comments

Heidi Montag is by far one of the most annoying chicks in Hollywood, lucky for her she’s got an amazing little body on her. If it wasn’t for that sole part of her, she would have been booted from California as soon as she set foot off the plane or the underground tunnel she burrowed from. Ever thing looks eatable, but her gnarly face.

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Heidi Montag Drops Major Cleavage

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 | No Comments

Heidi Montag is not hot, in fact in these series of photos below, she looks like a major dog but her titties are distracting. They make me feel as if I shouldn’t even mind the mess of a face she’s got on her shoulders. I just may listen to my fake penis talking.

Could you imagine if I really was a dude and I really listened to a penis? I’d be in alot of trouble and probably dying of some sort of sexual transmitted disease I contracted by countless gutter whores I’ve most likely banged their brains out. It’s gods will that I am not a man.

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