Sure Heidi Klum has popped out a couple kids and is married to some dude who named himself after a marine mammal but god damn Heidi Klum still does tits like its nobody business. Heidi Klum is a true Supermodel, because not only does she have Super fantastic tits but even after all these years she still loves to get naked for the camera, what a champ! Heidi Klum’s still got it, because judging by these topless photos from the April issue of Allure magazine, Heidi Klum can still Supermodel the shit out of all those other Supermodels, does she look sexy as hell or does she look sexy as hell? God that husband of hers, Seal or Dolphin or whatever the fuckers name is, is one lucky bastard, imagine getting to play with Heidi Klum’s tits anytime you want! He has access to her boobs the same way most dudes have access to an Xbox all day everyday baby. Anyways here are some photos of Heidi Klums tits covered in whipped cream and doing other stuff, enjoy, I know I did.
Nothing gets me hornier than a Santa outfit (and I’m not necessarily excluding mall Santas here, as long as there are ridiculously hot women underneath those beards). And I know no better way of celebrating Christmas other than getting your ass horny.
I’m pretty sure Santa is going to have to put Lucy on his naughty list this year. Not because she could ever do anything wrong, but that old guy wants to give her a spanking. And let’s be honest here, who doesn’t? I have no idea why she is all naked in front of some family’s Christmas tree, but I approve with my whole heart.
Heidi wins the award for the most creative, slutty Christmas outfits ever. A snowflake? A bow? And here was I was starting to get sick of the chicks dressing as slutty Santas (not really). Heidi, you give me hope! 
Michelle is the type of girl I’d want to take home to meet my mother. After meeting my mother, I’d drag her into the bathroom and do stuff to her in the shower stall. But still. My mother! Michelle is sweet as can be and has an ass that should be winning awards. Merry Christmas you sexy Santa.
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