Most of these girls have been famous for a while, true. But I feel that in 2009, my late-night pleasure moments have been dedicated to mostly these ladies. And I believe I’m a valid sample of the population, so I’m sure everyone else will agree how bangable and awesome these chicks are.
Denise Milani
Before Denise Milani, I was a hollow shell of a man. I thought that women with gigantic titties were just creatures of myths and legends. Oh how happy I was to be proved wrong by Denise’s knockers. No longer did I stare at my girlfriend’s 32As and think “this is it.” I’m pretty confident that her chest is one of the natural wonders of the world and I would encourage all to make a shrine to it.
Hayden Panettiere
I give Hayden a lot of grief for being midget sized and a little retarded looking sometimes, but she won back my heart in 2009. Heroes, which was sucking for the past two years, had a shockingly good 2009 season. Claire got all lesbian, that perverted guy from Prison Break plays the best bad guy ever and the storyline (for once) isn’t as confusing as hell. So yay hot midgets!
Katy Perry
I get this warm and fuzzy “in love” feeling when I think of Katy Perry. I imagine us together on a beach, singing and drinking and having fun. I’d be massaging her tits and she’d be doing body shots off of some hot chicks. Oh Kitty Purry, why aren’t we together IRL? Is it because I just used the acronym IRL? I swear I can be the man you want me to be!
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