I end this glorious Saturday with Gisele Bundchen’s underboobage and other sexy photos of her being all sorts of sexy with the sexy legs and the sexy everything else. Gisele is like eating the finest chocolate and the red wine, they both are delightful but you can’t ever have it because let’s face it, you’re a douche. I’m a douche and a broke ass. Happy Saturday people!

My favorite Brazilian babe Gisele Bundchen dressed down for Vanity Fair showing much needed skin for us normal non-quarter back screwing folk. Gisele is one of those types of girls that can get away with farting and burping in your face while scratching at their poon and still look hot in your eyes.

Super sexy supermodel Gisele Bundchen is vacationing in a bikini with some friends and her ass is by far the most flawless piece of ass I’ve ever seen in my life. Not a nook or cranny on that perfect round ass. I’d do anything to slap that ass and watch it in slow motion jiggle all around. drool.

Finally, a good quality babe with tits we actually want to see. Gisele Bundchen wore a see through shirt without a bra so that we can see what perfect tits should look like. Gisele is pretty close to perfection so I thank her for giving us a little peek at her cute nipple.

A little Gisele Bundchen for this crappy Sunday hang over is what I really need but I’m sharing her awesome Elle photoshoot with you because my mother always taught me to share. Although my mother is same person who has no idea what states border Florida or why permanent hair color says it’s permanent but every month she has to apply it to her roots. Hair growth, it’s astonishing! Sharing is about the only thing that made sense growing up with that woman.