Little does Abigail Clancy know, but I have a heart condition. And if she doesn’t stop being so G D hot, I might have some sort of tachycardia or some shit. Until I die of overexposure to hotness, let me just say this chick is nearly perfect. She has a sexy British accent, she is blonde, and I found video diaries on YouTube. This is the makings of a great celebrity target for stalking.
When I first saw these hot pictures of Elena Gomez, I thought maybe she was a pornstar or she taught some kind of class at the local YMCA. No. She is a Spanish gymnast. Gymnasts in general are strong as hell and they could probably beat me into a bloody pulp with their pinky. But Elena is the floor kind where she twirl ribbons and somersault, which is nerdy. It’s the equivalent of those kids who were too nerdy to even be in a band in high school, so they did color guard.
There is something kind of cool about her, aside from being in FHM and showing off her hot rack. Apparently she was one of the first to do a quadruple turn on the floor. Which is known as the Gomez? ….What, what? Okay I’m calling Wikipedia out on that out. That sounds fake as hell. And stupid.
First things first – who the fuck spells naughty “NOUGHTY”? Jesus, British people, get a life. Anyway, Rachel Stevens is delicious and NOUGHTY in January 2010’s FHM. 2010 is definitely the year of Rachel. Not only is she starting out the year in FHM, but she also has a fucktastic calendar out for the new year.
I know she is is ridiculously hot and has her own shit going, like a solo career or starring in the BBC’s version of Dancing With the Stars… but I got to admit something. I kind of miss S Club 7.
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