Carmen Electra’s supposed sex tape, which had everyone on the Internet on the edge of their seats with a fleshlight handy, turned out to be a big fat fake. Actually, it was a promotional for some Dutch men’s fashion brand called Van Gils. Well you know what? FUCK YOU Holland. You can’t just get my hopes and my dick up like that, only to pull the rug out from under me. JESUS. What are you going to tell me next? Santa isn’t real?
… … OH NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLLAND!
Here is Carmen’s faux sex tape, part 2:
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Why College Beach Volleyball Will Rule
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