I always wonder what certain celebrity babes wear under their clothes if it’s granny panties or sexy thongs, or anything at all. On today’s Friday post, I give you all the sexiest whale tail thong slips from the hottest celebrities and random girls who are drunkin college whores born to entertain us. If you’re a fan of lace panties or sexy thongs so tiny you can use them as dental floss, you’ll dig this collection of panty slips. Unfortunately not all whale tails are ideal for public display… erm, Britney Spears. The Britney Spears just moments before her melt down that is.

Britney Spears

Jennifer Garner

Kelly Brook

Hayden Panettiere

Tyra Banks

Cameron Diaz

Keira Knightley

Meagan Good

Heidi Klum

Alyssa Milano

Gwyneth Paltrow

Amateur thong bonanza

Today I’m going to blow your mind with bikini’s regular prude chicks would never dream of wearing, that’s why we leave it to the sluts who just can’t stand covering up their lady parts. It’s ok to love sluts, they are the only human beings on this planet that will never give you blue balls. Take a peak into the world of micro bikinis you can use as dental floss. If you just love meaty vagina’s with a piece of string shoved up them making them look like skin tacos, then you’ll love these teeny tiny bikini’s. Enjoy your Friday night with the thought of these hardcore bikini’s in mind. Happy Friday!!

Micro Bikini Overload

V String Micro Bikini’s are equally delicious

I give you the most embarrassing, the most epic vagina issues either from massive camel toe action by poor wardrobe decisions, insane upskirts and flat out nasty pussy droopage by celebrities. Some are fucking killer awesome but sadly some you wish never destroyed your mid-day snack by upchucking it back into your mouth after that glimpse of gnarly roast beefage.

Queen of camel toe, Coco has some serious issues with her thick ass pussy lips. Bitch can’t conceal them.

Of course Britney Spears‘ epic pussy flash was the hot ticket on the internet for months a couple years ago and quite frankly, it’s still pretty gnarly. Her pussy is more famous than her music.

Sharon Stone may be prehistoric to some but her pussy has yet to close the curtains… so to speak because this cougar will probably shave until the day her pussy lips are as wrinkled up like a nut sack.

This oughta make you puke, Shauna Sand’s poor excuse for a pussy. The thing is straight out of a horror movie starring a zombie and that creature from Cloverfield. Trust me, if you have a weak stomach and quick gag reflex, don’t even bother clicking the thumbs below.

This is why Lindsay Lohan is my favorite whore in Hollywood, of the many upskirts she’s had, only one looks like a pair of deflated testicles. Otherwise her vag looks tight (we all know it hasn’t been tight since Grade School) but looks are deceiving.

The whore of Hollywood whores, Paris Hilton. Veteran of the mother load of upskirts.

Former Playboy model Victoria Silvstedt who I still can’t understand why paparazzi follow her around. Actually, scratch that, I know why. Look at the pics below.

It’s Friday and what’s better than kick starting your binge drinking weekend with some hot celebrity asses you’d sale your kidney on the black market to fondle. I’m more of a tittie person but I can appreciate a good set of quality buns any day. Grade A celebrity asses starts off with a no brainer…

Eva Longroia

Eva’s plump booty in a bikini. Although I’ve never seen this chick in action on the big screen, her ass is so fine it doesn’t even matter if she’s a worse actress that JLO.

Jessica Alba

Jessica is by far the hottest celebrity in a bikini with her perfect round ass bent over for epic masturbation time.

Monica Cruz

Penelope Cruz’s hot sister Monica Cruz is the type of chick I’d like to wrestle in a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding because you know Latina women are aggressive when put is a sticky situation.

Heidi Montag

Ok, Heidi Montag is the most annoying bitch in Hollywood but that girl has a fantastic ass on her. period.

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is such a pretty girl with the cutest little ass on her tiny body. She’s well proportionate and I bet you her ass smells like a bed of Jasmine flowers. After her shower, of course.

We as humans love asses and if you ponder the almighty question: Why? Why do we love us some plump round smooth asses (bonus points for the oiled up whore ones)? I have a few suggestions as to why and what makes then look so tasty. It’s not just in the dimensions of the asses that we like, the accessories add a little touch to the level of sexiness.

We’ll start with the obvious ass poppin’ hotness, the thong. One of mans greatest inventions.. other than fire, electricity and the internets. Man created the thong to accentuate the females buttocks in a way that assures attention.

One of my personal favorites is the boyshorts because they cover up just a bit but expose the round curves of the butt cheeks which in my opinion is flippin’ hot. Hot buns you want to fondle like how you grab your juicy double cheeseburger with bacon. Boyshorts is my bacon of panties.

Now we’re getting kinky with baby oil asses and you know any piece of flesh with lube dripping from it is going to be kinda hot to begin with but show me a greased up booty any day and it’ll put a smile on my face. Naturally when you think of a slippery oily ass, sex is the first thought so it’s pretty obvious baby oil butts is a popular category. Just ask Google.

Upskirts, I don’t know a single person out there who dares to say spotting a chick with a short skirt (with or without panties on) slightly bent over with the booty spilling out isn’t hot. If you know someone that doesn’t agree it’s hot, their gay. Straight up flaming.

A huge factor at achieving a sweet ass image of the heavenly buttocks is all about the angles. In the right angle, the woman’s ass can look incredible if not epic. Take a look at these magnificent angles that make you want to lick the monitor.