The only thing I really noticed in the new NUTS magazine with Danielle Lloyd is her nice ass in a thong. A very very nice ass in a thong. The perfect little gift for this rainy Sunday morning. Some ass! Even though she could pass for an Oompa Loompa babe if she was just a tad shorter, I’d still hit it.

Danielle Lloyd stuffed a rather large piece of cake in her face at the Ladbrokes Million Pound Poker game over the weekend while celebrating her 25th birthday, which shocks me that’s she’s that young. She can easily go for 35, to me. But age is but a number and I’d bang her brains out at 65. maybe. If she preserves well which I’m hopeful for because I’m not into Granny porn. If I had a penis it would be dead right now for the mental image I just gave myself.

Well, any bikini worn by Danielle Lloyd is my favorite, it’s just cold and wet outside and I wish I was rubbing sun tanning lotion all over her salty skin. I’d even add an extra boob rub!

I think maybe Danielle is naturally orange, that or she baths in orange glow body tanning gunk everyday. That shit must not be healthy, neither is sniffing lingerie at the Salvation Army but hey, I’m a weirdo. Uh… I meant to say, some people are just mental. Oh look, more bikini pictures!

Queen of the Oompa Loompas Danielle Lloyd wears her best rainbow outfit to a nightclub in Ireland to drink some Guinness. Nothing hotter than a babe drinking frothy dry stout with maximum orange cleavage with a face that says “I give great head”. Just look at her, that’s a chick that knows how to please a man… or woman.

It’s Friday afternoon and there’s an ice cold beer waiting for you at home. I know, the clock isn’t on your side but be patient, Danielle Lloyd is in a bikini with her harem of hotties to ease the pain of your crummy desk job. Actually she’s promoting the launch of her modeling agency “Irresistible Talent” but still, I’d like to think she’s in a bikini for me, you and all of us “average Joe’s” who have to go into a job with shitty insta-coffee that blows major balls. Happy Friday people it’s almost time to get crunk!

The sexiest Oompa Loompa of all time, Danielle Lloyd shows her naughty side as a sexy teacher in the October issue of Nuts magazine. She’s a permanent resident of Nuts mag and I’m not complaining but holy hell lay off the spray tan.

Other than that, keep up the sexy pictorials. There’s nothing hotter than a beautiful babe as a teacher who strips down in the classroom. Well, maybe if you add a cute school girl to the mix, like busty Lucy Pinder topless with pigtails. YUM!

Man, Danielle Lloyd is on a mission to turn us on and it’s totally working. In the new issue of Loaded magazine she gets all wet and nude with her nice big orange tatas. From afar it looks like she’s giving herself purple nurples. She’s a fine piece of ass. Hands down, the hottest oompa loompa I’ve ever seen.

Orange you glad Danielle Lloyd showed up at the World Series of Poker in London dressed in what it appears to be a Halloween costume? As tacky as the dress may be, Danielle of course, looks babe-licious… even though the gown has poker chips glued to the bottom and glitter. Only Danielle can pull off such a ridiculous outfit and still look bangable.

Nothing more delicious than a pair of Danielle Lloyd’s nicely tanned boobs in a small bikini wet and glistening in the sun. These are supposedly bikini candids but they look a bit staged if you ask me. Needless to say, she looks pretty damn hot standing around the pool soaking wet, in a bikini, all alone, possibly horny. This gallery would of been much more awesome if it ended with her slowly stripping off her itchy bikini under that outdoor shower… but no. Tease.

Eco-sexy Danielle Lloyd is uber hot in the new Zoo magazine photo shoot wearing pretty much nothing yet able to cover her bits and pieces. This is the type of photo you end up staring at hoping a nice cool breeze will blow off that stupid leaf to expose at least half a nipple. Then back to reality, you do not have the force nor does it exist. All we need now is for Angelina Jolie and other hot celebrities to strip off their clothes for the environment. Come on Jessica Alba, it’s for a good cause. Don’t you care for the trees and the fluffy bunnies?