Twilight is just straight up whacked out. Ever since it’s official movie release in 2008, I have always been skeptical about how a movie series can make so many girls scream so god damn loud or how many just cum over some idiot with greasy hair. Well now, I have my theory about how I think all the Twilight Actresses are all on crack and I have made a nice list to ruin your Christmas Twilight Dreams.
Kristen Stewart, The Dealer
Kristen probably knows more about crack than your local dealer. She has been spotted multiple times smoking marijuana with a pipe, bong and joints. When your a somewhat famous actress and take the liberty of smoking at every occasion you get, your bound to do something more than smoke up once in a while you Cracka.
Ashley Greene, Wannabe Pornstar
All pornstars eventually fall in the dark path of crack. Ask Jenna Jameson, she never thought it would lead to it but it did. Ashley Greene naked photos leak on the net a year after the first Twilight comes out, come on, it’s a clear sign!
Nikki Reed, The Driver
Although she might not have been seen driving Kristen around, she obviously assists her in dealing her crap. Spotted taking puffs from a rig off of Kristen and always on her ass, she probably smokes as often as she sells, oh yah!
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