Nothing gets me hornier than a Santa outfit (and I’m not necessarily excluding mall Santas here, as long as there are ridiculously hot women underneath those beards). And I know no better way of celebrating Christmas other than getting your ass horny.
The Naughty Lucy Pinder
I’m pretty sure Santa is going to have to put Lucy on his naughty list this year. Not because she could ever do anything wrong, but that old guy wants to give her a spanking. And let’s be honest here, who doesn’t? I have no idea why she is all naked in front of some family’s Christmas tree, but I approve with my whole heart.
Heidi Klum, the Snowflake
Heidi wins the award for the most creative, slutty Christmas outfits ever. A snowflake? A bow? And here was I was starting to get sick of the chicks dressing as slutty Santas (not really). Heidi, you give me hope! Want to see more of Heidi’s outfits?
Michelle Monaghan, the Sexy Santa
Michelle is the type of girl I’d want to take home to meet my mother. After meeting my mother, I’d drag her into the bathroom and do stuff to her in the shower stall. But still. My mother! Michelle is sweet as can be and has an ass that should be winning awards. Merry Christmas you sexy Santa.
I can’t really get over how awesome Katy Perry is. She is hot, talented, crazy, hot, an owner of big boobs, and hot. She is so awesome even my stupid ass girlfriend fingerbangs to her. I would give her every award in the music industry just because.
I knew I was a Christian for some reason. And this holiday season, an angel came down and told me what that reason was with its cherubic little angel lips: Denise Milani’s gigantic fucking knockers. Denise’s sweater puppies covered in my semen is the reason for the season, folks.
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