Christina Ricci was at the after party for Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show in Paris recently and she was just inebriated, shitfaced, M.C Hammered, mangled as fuck. To my shock and surprise Lindsay ‘I’m reformed’ Lohan was at the same party and surely in the exact same sloppy state as Christina Ricci. Christina Ricci who weighs about 90 stones is probably not a raging alcoholic like Lindsay Lohan, because licking the rim of a tequila shot could probably get any 90 lbs skeleton completely wasted. Lindsay Lohan on the other hand is a completely different story because unless the tequila shot was the size of satellite dish and the rim was dipped in blow, there is no chance that Lindsay Lohan could even begin to feel anything close to a state of chemically induced euphoria. I don’t understand why girls go out and drink or inhale drugs until they get to the state that Christina Ricci is in (refer to photos) or for that matter that Lindsay Lohan has been in for the past couple years. Honestly girls get a grip and control yourselves; do you not have friends to tell you that you look like a retarded drunken mess? Friends don’t let friends drink or do drugs to the state of pure stupidity. Lindsay Lohan and Christina Ricci get some real friends, and no relying on each other doesn’t count.
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