God I hate short bangs… Christina Aguilera and her shitty hair cut is still promoting her perfume ‘Inspire’ at the local Macy’s but I’m very disappointed in her drained milk jugs. Granted her tits are still relatively big but no where as near the circumference of size when she was still feeding the small village in Ethiopia. I’d still motor boat those melons any day.

Wow, Christina Aguilera really knows how to pick her best street hooker outfit for the American Music Awards Show performance over the weekend. I mean holy hell, she looks like a dirty whore. She also hasn’t lost all the pregnancy weight gain, not enough to wear such a whorey get-up at least. I’d still hit it and I know you would too. Don’t lie.

Man, I’m pissed. Christina Aguilera’s big milky boobs have deflated or dried up and I’m super bummed because she made every single low cut dress look awesome. And by awesome I mean delicious. And by delicious I mean thirst quenching. She’s practically flat now.

Busty milk maid Christina Aguilera’s new photo shoot promo shots by Ellen Von Unworth’s photography for her Greatest Hits album is flippin’ fantastic. She’s looks absolutely gorgeous in every shot. I love the bright colors and her very sexy lips. Christina pulled of sexy without being a dirty whore.

I’m pretty sure Christina Aguilera’s boobs are following me on my internets because every where I browse, her big milky jugs are there staring at me. I think they want me to motorboat them. I’m gonna have to please those melons, there’s nothing worse than two angry boobs that can kill me in my sleep by suffocation. I can’t live with myself if I piss off Christina’s boobs. They’ll never forgive me and I love boobs. Boobs.

Platinum mic blower Christina Aguilera performed at the Africa Rising Festival in London yesterday practically shoving her microphone down her throat. Beats Jessica Simpsons sad attempt to turn us on. After reviewing all the pictures below, I think it’s safe to say Christina had not one but two orgasms on stage. See for yourself.

Christina Aguilera looks straight out of Lady Frankenstein’s under ground layer in the new issue of Citizen K. Although she looks incredibly hot in this photo shoot, she looks like she’s about to drink a bottle of pain killers and cut herself like an Emo kid. Christina is a hot piece of ass with ginormous boobs, I’d like to see more skin, not all covered up with a giant fro.

Christina Aguilera rocked her street hooker boots at the Rock the Vote even last night in Hollywood Hills with some bright ass neon pink 80’s lipstick she stole from Cyndi Lauper. I don’t know what’s up with Christina and all that make-up she piles on her face but her body is bangin’, I mean she’s got the curves like a roller coaster and that’s hot. Don’t get me wrong she’s one large pizza with extra cheese and two dozen Krispy Kremes away from having to much junk in her trunk. Like Kim.

Christina Aguilera has always been about bleach blonde hair and so much make-up she puts Bozo the Clown to shame but there’s something different and I wish I can put my hand on it… hmm. Although I usually do not find lactating women attractive, I must say Christina’s breasts busting out of her dress at the 2008 MTV VMA’s is pretty damn sexy. She’s like a cross between a transvestite and a raggedy pornstar addicted to liquid liner. For some odd reason, I like it.

Here’s a quality photoshoot recently shot with Christina Aguilera. How the hell did she go back that fast to how hot she was before? That’s kind of whack!