And not just the attractive pipes, either. These chicks can sing… whether it’s pop, country, or some French music genre which is probably considered pop. Talented girls are great; but hot girls with talent are just so much better. It’s like comparing cookies and cookies on top of cake, brownies and pie, really.
Carrie Underwood
Carrie has done so well since her time on American Idol, that I honestly forgot she was even on American Idol. (Which is a good thing, trust me.) Her songs are great (I would imagine if I liked country), her ass is tight, and her face is cute as hell. She is an all-around awesome chick. I bet if I married her, I’d wake up every morning to freshly made pancakes and bodily pleasures.
Katy Perry
Sure, Katy Perry may be kind of a crazy whore. But you have to love that. Her music is catchy and her voice is surprisingly sexy. I hate when her music comes on in public settings because then I have to find clever and cartoony ways of hiding my boner. Like standing behind things that are coincidentally boner-height. Even if she gets married to the man-whore Russel Brand, I know that deep in her heart she’ll still think of me and that one time I awkwardly bumped into her ass in Tasti D Light.
Alizee
I can’t understand one word of her songs, but that doesn’t matter a bit. Alizee is famous online for shaking her hot, French booty all over the stage. Blizzard wouldn’t feature her dance in World of Warcraft for nothing. Her body is amazing and her face makes me think that I’m attracted to a 14 year old. And she isn’t 14. … right? Right?
I’m Carrie Underwood’s ass’s number one fan. Most of the time I abhor everything related to country music; it’s the music of pain, sorrow, dead dogs, fanatic Christians and incest. But when it comes to Carrie… even if she was my sister, I’d be banging her up against the headboard every damn night with that ass of hers.
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