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Carmen Electra Does NOT Have a Sex Tape

Monday, November 30th, 2009 | No Comments

Carmen Electra’s supposed sex tape, which had everyone on the Internet on the edge of their seats with a fleshlight handy, turned out to be a big fat fake. Actually, it was a promotional for some Dutch men’s fashion brand called Van Gils. Well you know what? FUCK YOU Holland. You can’t just get my hopes and my dick up like that, only to pull the rug out from under me. JESUS. What are you going to tell me next? Santa isn’t real?

… … OH NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLLAND!

Here is Carmen’s faux sex tape, part 2:

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Carmen Electra Alleged Sex Tape

Thursday, November 19th, 2009 | No Comments

Well I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The good news is that there is a Carmen Electra sex tape out there, the bad news is that it isn’t really a sex tape. Here is some leaked footage of Ms. Electra tongue kissing another girl in some very steamy and sexy action. Oh and trust me it’s quite hot. But if you’re looking for Carmen getting penetrated I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a bit longer.

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Carmen Electra Bikini Candids, Not Sexy

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 | No Comments

Well this is rather disappointing… “Carmen Electra Bikini Candids” while vacationing in Greece would make you excited but what a huge downer your about to experience while running through all the pictures below. What the fuck did Carmen do to herself? She was such a babe, now… I think I need a shot of tequila.

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Carmen Electra is all About the Pasties

Monday, July 13th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Carmen Electra is on a roll lately with her burlesque Crazy Horse topless gig at the MGM in Las Vegas in a corset with pasties on her big round nipples while dry humping giant red mouth couch. Carmen isn’t as sexy as she used to be but I don’t mind seeing her titties flopping around on stage for her ‘act’.

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Topless Carmen Electra Show at the Crazy Horse Las Vegas

Saturday, July 11th, 2009 | 1 Comment

Former Playboy playmate Carmen Electra shows her big fake tits during a strip burlesque show at the Crazy Horse Paris in Las Vegas with a bunch of other whores prancing around in pasties, none of which have bigger tits than Carmen. Hooray boobies!

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Carmen Electra Not So Hot as a Blonde

Saturday, June 20th, 2009 | No Comments

A blonde washed-up Carmen Electra posed for Kenneth Williard photoshoot looking a bit rough around the edges. At the very least we got a little side boob action but not enough to make me think she looks hot or anything. Go to sleep Carmen and wake up brunette and naked.

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Carmen Electra is Topless in Maxim Mexico

Monday, March 23rd, 2009 | No Comments

Remember Carmen Electra? She hasn’t done anything sexy in a while so I was pleased to find these Maxim magazine Mexico issue on my beloved internets and luckily for us, her nipples weren’t photoshopped out. I hate it when magazine do that, it’s like they’re nippleless mutants and I love nipples. It completes the tittie.

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Carmen Electra is A Bunny with Big Ol’ Boobs

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 | No Comments

I remember when Carmen Electra was a mega babe on every magazine cover with her awesome body and glowing blue eyes. She now looks like a used cum rag left behind by musicians and heroin addicts. I mean, she looks good here, I guess, but thank the make-up artists for that one because she’s aging quick. Nice boobs though.

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Carmen Electra Has Sexy Legs

Thursday, October 9th, 2008 | No Comments

Carmen Electra aka woman of my dreams since 1996 was promoting the disaster movie Disaster Movie in Italy in various poses and sitting on a choo-choo. I don’t understand why she sat on a choo-choo but she looked hot doing it. I thought this movie already bombed at the box office? Well maybe not in Italy… yet.