Where the hell did those things come from and Why is she still celebrating her birthday? Anyway, Britney Spears partied for her 27th Birthday like the 27th time it seems. She took her skimpy tight dress with her boobs spilling out to New York for a party and boobs did some boobs boobs and boobs. That’s the only thing I can see at this point. Her boobs. I tried staring at them to see if magically a nipple would appear but no success in that.

Britney Spears’ big come back is here and we can’t get rid of her mug, it’s everywhere. Now all covered up and photoshopped to all holy hell on Glamour magazine. Unless her next step is to pose for Playboy magazine, I’d totally check it out out of sheer curiosity. I wanna see her baby maker. For scientific research of course.

I can’t believe how hot Britney Spears has gotten in such little time, I guess purging meals and eating laxatives all day really work. I’m just kidding, she probably just stopped eating all together. Anyway, I’d have to say Britney sure does look pretty hot with her expensive weave, tight corset and fishnets lip syncing her performance at the Bambi Awards in Germany. At least she looks good doing it, instead of a bloated pop wreck sucking ass on stage like the 2007 MTV VMA’s. Keep up the good work Brit Brit!

Good ol’ Britney Spears showed off her new thinner and more improved body for Rolling Stones magazine without that much photoshop involved. I think she looks pretty good compared to what she’s been looking like for the past 2 years. Like a flippin’ swamp monster straight out of a cheesy horror flick. If she keeps up whatever she’s been doing, she’ll be smokin’ hot sooner than you think. New masturbation material.

Thanks to the wizards and magicians of CS4 (latest photoshop) Britney Spears looks awesomely smooth, skinny and acne free. You can’t even tell she ate 3 bean burritos, a XL bag of Cheetos, and a Venti frappuccino from Starbucks on her way to that photo shoot. Cheers to the photoshop team, Britney’s back! Until we see candid photos of course.

I never thought I’d say this again but Britney Spears is smokin’ hot, special thanks to her make-up artist too. She has definitely turned her physical self into the old hot Britney we all loved to fantasize about. In her latest video for Womanizer off her album Circus just hit the internets and she’s stark naked. She looks good folks, she looks damn good.

Holy shit, this is not a time warp people, these are actual pictures of Britney Spears taken today at a middle school to sign autographs and good PR. Wow, I never thought I’d post new candid non-photoshopped photographs of Britney in a positive way, I mean she looks great. Her face is all nice looking, her weave is all nice looking, her body needs a few more pounds off but other than that, I’d hit it.

Would you hit it?

Yeah, the good old Britney Spears is back with her good look! She’s shooting for her new video “Get Back”, and she looks pretty foxy. Sweet!

Britney really does need attention. But she does sort of look fine. :)

Yes, Britney Spears was once hot… why did she have to ruin it?