Britney Spears is the new face of Candies at Kohl’s ad campaign and the people at the Candies design team touched her up as if she time traveled to 2001 when she was at her prime hotness. Photoshop is Britney’s best friend forever because bitch will never look like this again… in real life.

Being that Britney Spears is a ‘has-been’ and will never look this hot again, Maxim Germany used old recycled Maxim pictures and reissued then for some reason. It’s nice to look back at how hot Britney was… tis a shame.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Britney Spears’ baby maker so I guess it just wanted to say Hi. You know like that annoying High School friend that isn’t really your friend that a;ways asked you for rides and you regrettably gave a ride to buy a pack a cigarettes during lunch time and they always stunk up your car with fart and always thereafter asked for rides like if you were long lost buddies. Britney’s pussy lip is that unwanted friend.

Britney Spears announce to her audience members that her floppy pussy was hanging out during a concert in Tampa Florida after her set… because her mic was still on and she’s brain dead. Since I don’t have a shot of her gnarly roast beef, here’s some bikini pictures of her pool side in Miami yesterday instead. Not as tight as I previously thought, I’m confused.

Britney Spears shows off her tight abs while practicing for her latest album Circus tour and she’s looking pretty damn good nowadays, except for that stupid weave. Why doesn’t she just sport her short hair? The world knows she shaved her head in a desperate attempt for attention. Plus she was mentally bonkers.

Yea, I’d hit it. I can finally say that out loud without being ashamed. I’d bang Britney Spears. Crazy chicks are great in the sack, well it can go either way. She may bang like a street whore but then start a downward spiral of crying, strange outburst of anger and then bangable again. It’s a risk I’m willing to take, I’m sure the sex is worth it. Hopefully.

Holy tight abs Batman, Britney Spears must have sold her soul to the devil to get back into the shape she’s in and I’m glad to. There’s nothing more depressing than the entire year of 2008for her. She totally hit rock bottom but worst of all, it was so damn public. Anyway, keep it up Brit, I never want to see your ugly side again.

Britney Spears has really done a 180 with her body and thank god for that because I was starting to get worried that she’d never look hot again. Britney went for a little stroll in Hollywood wearing awesome short shorts and a t-shirt tied up showing off her tight belly. Brit looks great, although she kinda needs to work on her face when she goes out in public, she’s not exactly a natural beauty. I’m digging the shorts though.

Ellen Von Unworth plucked Britney Spears for a pretty hot photo shoot with her titties practically hanging out and I have to say I’m quite impressed with the way she looks. I think I’d like to give her the ol’ meat wallet if she interested.

I mean, hell I probably would of ‘hit it’ at her ugly peek last year because damaged chicks are awesome in bed. Low self esteem equals anal. Not that I have a penis to take advantage of that moment but still, I like to have options.