As she is parading around them in nothing but a skimpy bikini, this is going to be a cause for some future therapy. Apparently while she was on vacation in Australia, she wore her bikini bod on the beach with her little munchkins in tow. I have to admit that I miss the crazy Britney. It was fun watching her shave her head bald and attack the paparazzi with an umbrella. I want that crazy chick back, I bet she was even better in the sack too.
Britney Spears is currently touring in Australia and she was spotted out and about with some pokey nipples under her shirt. Now I’m just wondering if you are in the southern hemisphere do your pokeys still point the same way? You know like the toilet flushes the other way down there, maybe her pokies are pointing in different directions too. It would be an experiment worth seeing, I vote she takes her top off so we can tell.
Britney Spears took some time off her world tour to hit the beaches of Mexico. She’s still looking pretty crazy, but they say crazy chicks are good in the sack. I wonder what goes through that mind of hers as she walks the beach. Maybe she’ll shave her head again or hang out with some strange paparazzi guy for the hell of it. Britney seems to have her act together these days, though. However I gotta admit that I miss the crazy Britney.
Apparently the recession has even hit the rich and famous of Britney Spears is out shopping at Target for some bargain prices. She looked good in her tiny Daisy Dukes as they showed her sexy legs. We’re still thinking the boots should go though, it’s not even winter yet. But as she shopped in her teeny shorts, the paparazzi followed and snapped along the way to see what Brit was out to buy.
Happy Autumn to everyone in the Northern Hemisphere! As we have officially entered the fall I figured what better to celebrate than to show some Britney Spears pokies as she was out shopping yesterday. Even though she is most likely in her home state of California, it appears cold wherever she was because her nipples are on high beams.
Loading ...Before the babies, before the drama these babes were just sex symbols with Hollywood at their finger tips. Young beautiful girls with so much sex appeal they didn’t know what to do with their free time but flaunt those tight curves on magazine covers. Let’s remember the good times instead of the real unfortunate present day. Angelina is a milf because she’s a cyborg who doesn’t eat or sleep so she doesn’t count.
This may be my last Britney Spears bikini post because quite frankly her bikini’s aren’t getting sexier or smaller. In fact, I can’t believe she’s been wearing a bikini everyday and we haven’t seen a pussy lip, a nipple slip or even the shadow of her sad areola’s. Boring! I’m over Brit Brit so this celeb battle is a battle of herself, Which Britney is hotter? Candid purple bikini Britney with more rolls than a bakery on her belly or with the magical help of lighting, make-up artists, hair weave magician and strange poses to hide her fat blobs on Letterman Britney?
Purple Bikini Britney
Britney’s Letterman appearance yesterday
Britney Spears is still in a bikini but it’s blue and then you have Paris Hilton which is a tricky one because you know she’s much thinner than Brit Brit but it’s still Paris Hilton and she’s a fucking bag of STD’s. Plus she has a wonky eye. Who wears that bikini better, Britney Spears who once had an unhealthy addiction to drama or Paris Hilton who can possibly stuff a watermelon up her cooch and not even notice?
Britney Spears still at the Ritz Carlton
Paris Hilton infecting the ocean with her vagina juice in Bora Bora
We’ve got yet another battle of the blondes but this time it’s from three very different celebrity backgrounds, from pop wreck to straight up slithering whore from the depths of hell (where the whores spawn from) and a sexy actress who likes to boink married men. Britney Spears was a smokin’ hottie but now a single mother of two with an addiction to Twinkies, Cheetos and Starbucks 200 calorie surprise thunder thigh special. Sienna Miller is a delicious babe with an appetite for home wrecking. Shauna Sand was a playboy playmate now she’s a 20 year old’s play thing and a bitch with no morals. Yes, that’s her daughter with her in the final image below. SCANDAL!
Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in a blinding bikini
Sienna Miller’s tight little body on a boat in Ibiza
Shauna Sand hit Miami Beach with her fake ass tits…man, that poor little daughter of hers is just destined to be a stripper.
Pop wreck Britney Spears is still trying her hardest to look hot during a bikini photoshoot with her moist vagina camel toes seeping out. No matter how hard this girl tries to look like a professional celebrity, her vagina always seems to ruin it for her.
Sad nipples on sad Britney Spears, I mean this must be a sad Tuesday since her nipples are looking at the damn floor. This is tittie abuse and Britney should be stopped by a plastic surgeon for nipple fixing. If that doesn’t exist then I will invent it.
Britney Spears brought her hard droopy nipples to McDonalds for some more cellulite on her ass and thighs. I don’t get what happened to her tits, she’s not old and it’s not because of her children sucking on them because they were like that before the babies. That’s just sad, her titties are depressed.
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