Ex-Playboy mansion fluffer Bridget Marquardt sits poolside in a swimsuit pretending it was the paparazzi’s pure luck that she was sitting poolside in a swimsuit with her hair and make up done. Lame. Unless she’s going to be naked or slipping a tit, I can care less about Bridget. She was always the ugly one of the bunch anyway.
So now that all three Playboy Mansion has-been girlfriends have been replaced with younger, hotter and tighter blonde sluts, what’s next in life? Well Kendra is engaged to a footballer, Holly is dating uber d-bag Criss Angel and Bridget is doing what she can to pay her rent, jobless and relationshipless… she totally got the short end of the stick, naturally. Home girl needs to hit the treadmill, other than that nice bikini, now wash my car!
The not so smart, ditzy, ugly one from the Girls Next Door is trying real hard to over shadow Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson since they’ve either gotten dumped or simply moved on to some other dudes penis. No one really knows whats going on behind those mansion doors but there’s still parties going on and more reason to slut it up during a costume party as Bozo the clowns whore. At least that’s what I think Bridget Marquardt was trying to pull off. Nice boobs though.
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