The only thing I know Christina Hendricks for is her massively huge breasts… and that’s all I care to know her for. These things were hand-crafted by God for the sole purpose of being admired by millions. These photos are of Christina at …the 62nd Annual Directors Guild of America Awards? Whatever those are. So enjoy the huge breasticles and the chic Yellow Cab Co van in the background. Hot.
See more of Christina’s assets here!
Denise Milani’s tits are getting so big they are starting to have a mind of their own. No wonder they are showing their support of breast cancer awareness in Denise Milani’s recent photoshoot – they are just trying to save their own delicious skin. Personally, I’d do anything to save Denise Milani’s magical fucking body. It’s literally a miracle to have tits that amazing. As soon as I’m rich and fully able, I will single-handedly find a cure for breast cancer. Why? Just to make sure Denise’s tits will be okay and live a long, full, round, jiggly life.
Holly Madison, just because you turned 30 recently doesn’t mean you have to let yourself go. Good God. The dress? Boring. The face? Passable. The breasts? Disgusting.
Ah, who am I fucking kidding. Holly is looking so god damn fine I wish I could chloroform her, keep her in my basement for a week and not let her eat anything but my jism. She is looking like a perky 18 year old at her 30th birthday party and she deserves gold trophies in the shape of penises covered in roses just for that.
Oh and can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here? It looks like a mental patient is working in a quick boob grab/photo op while Holly is out in the fucking ether.
I knew I was a Christian for some reason. And this holiday season, an angel came down and told me what that reason was with its cherubic little angel lips: Denise Milani’s gigantic fucking knockers. Denise’s sweater puppies covered in my semen is the reason for the season, folks.
Look at this little scamp, trimming her Christmas bush! It must give people a warm, fuzzy feeling to see someone so lovely decorate a tree. Me, it just gives me a hard, funny feeling in my pants.
Oh, Katy. Katy, Katy, Katy. You think you can just win your way into my heart by displaying your enormous rack for the world to see? Do you think I’ll be so easily swayed by a gigantic pair of perky tits? … well you’re right.
The fact is though, I would adore K. Perry even when she isn’t dressing crazy, being drunk with her friends or singing about making out with chicks (which is pretty much never, by the way). But now with this big old tit display, I might be deeply in love with her. So here she is, at the Grammy nomination concert. Apparently Katy was greasing the wheels by shoving her tits in everyone’s face.
For the record, no one complained.
Let’s not try to ignore the elephant in the room, here. I just got to get this off of my chest. HOLY SHIT HER TITS ARE EPIC.
I know any adult male in the free world is aware of Denise Milani and her jugs… but good God, that’s a lot of shake. Every time I see her and her mountainous rack I am a little hypnotized. Not that it comes as a surprise.
I’m at a loss for words. Plus one in the boner department, though.
Go Topless is an organization for women’s right for equality but I’m guilty for posting this solely because there’s titties involved. All shapes and ALL sizes but in reality it is for a good cause. Women shouldn’t be forced to cover there bare chest if men don’t have to. I will fight this right all the way to the supreme court. I will write a strongly worded email to President Obama. Let the titties loose ladies!
Go Topless! are a US organization, claiming that women have the same constitutional right to be bare chested in public places as men.
I’m all for it, topless women all over the nation? Why not?! It’s like Christmas day, equality for all bare chested human beings with titties. Seriously though, men with titties should be forced to hide those nasty things but they don’t so women, take a stand!
Here are some pictures of women demonstrating their right to go topless around the country!
Uncensored Morning Links:
Ashlee Simpson Parties Hard – Epic Bull
Heidi Montag is STILL Rehearsing, Should Get Naked – Celebrity Odor
Kendra Wilkinson Spreads Her Cheeks While Golfing – Celebrity Honeys
Jennifer Tilly’s Tits in Leopard Print – Drunken Stepfather
Katherine Heigl Shows Off her Oral Skills – Don Chavez
Sophie Monk Gives Fist Bump to Random Dude – Moe Jackson
Hungarian Goodness Gyulai Viktoria is Uncoachable – Uncoached
MILF Alert: Nicole Richie – Holy Taco
Keeley Hazell Sexy Lynx Twist Pics
Megan Fox & Emporio Armani Underwear
Kylie Minogue Lingerie Spread
Candice Swanepoel & Miranda Kerr
2009 USC Song Girls Swimming
Alessandra Ambrosio Sexes Up Photoshoot
World's Hottest Women ?
Why I Watched The Golden Globes
Girls Who Will Dominate in 2010
Coco & Other Gingers I Love
Girls With Great Pipes
Cat Women You’re Attracted To
Hot Heiresses That Don’t Date Me
More Action Chicks That Should Spank Me
