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Bar Refaeli Greatest Jew of all Time

Friday, March 12th, 2010 | No Comments

It’s just undeniable that Bar Refaeli is the hottest Israeli women that I’ve ever seen and in my humble opinion Bar Refaeli because of the happiness that she’s brought and will continue to bring to men should be named the greatest jew of all time! I know that banks are important as are diamonds and extremely efficient and effective systems of national defense, all of which are non Bar Refaeli related Jewish accomplishments. But just look at Bar Refaeli, she’s like some sort of Jewish women superhero because she obviously received some kind of rare genetic combination that allowed her to have the superpower of physical perfection. Not to be rude (well I really don’t give a fuck if you think I’m rude, just trying to be proper since I’m writing about a superhero and all) but most Jewish women I’ve seen look like Jonah Hill or the girl version of Howard Wolowitz (mega jew from The Big Bang Theory). I’ll probably kick myself for suggesting this, but it’s for the good of mankind so here it goes, I think that instead of trying to go green and do all that save the environment stuff, which is great Leonardo Dicaprio should focus on creating a mini superhero with Bar Refaeli, can you imagine the genetics that kid would have? Talk about superpowers! By the way has anyone seen Shutter Island, and if so is it as scary as the commercials make it out to be (my girlfriend wants to know)

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Bar Refaeli bikini shoot a bad Situation

Monday, March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

WOW the world is really going to hell in a hand basket, does nothing make sense anymore? When you allow that Ed Tardy wearing, looks like he’s approaching forty, retard face, tool belt from the Jersey Shore “The Situation” to be in the same photo shoot as the most beautiful women on earth, Bar Refaeli shit just stop making sense. Yes, some genius at Interview magazine decided to add a retarded face Guido “The Situation” to a Bar Refaeli bikini photoshoot , because adding a douche nozzle Guido to the situation won’t piss guys off and make them wanna buy the magazine. This is just beyond idiotic, but what’s even worse than the tool belt merely being in the same photos as Bar, is that the same idiot who probably had the idea to do the shoot in the first place took it a step further and made Bar Refaeli straddle “The Situations” shoulders! Like WTF, this douche went from banging donkeys on MTV to touching Bar Refaeli? This shit is whack, whack like Charlie Sheens wife doing crack…

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Babe on vacation

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 | No Comments

Sports Illustrated cover Model and Leonardo DiCaprio’s on again girlfriend, Bar Refaeli was in Mexico this past weekend, and doing what she does best…making 99.9% of the women in the world feel like complete gremlins. Bar Refaeli is the epitome of physical perfection, Bar in a bikini makes me hate my girlfriend. I feel bad for Bar’s friends, their self esteems are probably more shot then that fat ginger chick in high school who use to eat a box of pizza pops every lunch, alone under the cafeteria stairs. Bottom line, Bar Refaeli is perfect, sizzling hot, probably business savvy because she’s Israeli, dating the dude from Titanic and well we’re internet warriors who sit around lurking for photos of models and celebrities with little to no clothing on. Wow, I wonder who’s the winner in this post?

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Bar Rafaeli Pics Are Above The Bar

Thursday, November 19th, 2009 | No Comments

Seriously how hot are these lingerie pics of Bar Rafaeli? I know, I know, she’s spoiled goods from douchebag Leonardo DiCaprio, but she is still looking hot in these lingerie pics for Passionata. She looks good sitting on top of that swing and looking right at me and just taunting me knowing that I will never be with her except for in my wet dreams.

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Sports Illustrated 2009 Swimsuit Explorers Edition

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 | 2 Comments

I’ve still yet to figure out what girls in bikinis have to do with sports, but hey I’m not complaining. Sports Illustrated just released their 2009 Swimsuit Explorers Edition that features hot supermodels like Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker. They go out of their way to make these girls look hot in swimsuits and lingerie for poor slobs like me who can’t stop staring at them. These are just a few hot pictures of the spread they put out.