I’m Carrie Underwood’s ass’s number one fan. Most of the time I abhor everything related to country music; it’s the music of pain, sorrow, dead dogs, fanatic Christians and incest. But when it comes to Carrie… even if she was my sister, I’d be banging her up against the headboard every damn night with that ass of hers.
So I hope Carrie and her ass enjoy their time in the Bahamas. Because as soon as she comes back into the country I’m going to do my best to tap that shit. Restraining order or not.
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