Ok, I’ll go first. Audrina Patridge’s tattooed sister is much more of a babe than Audrina. There I said it but with all honesty, I’m into tattooed, pierced up Suicide Girls type of chicks. I’m also into goth black lipstick chicks in leather gear so perhaps it;s a no brainer.

Reality show whore Audrina Patridge shows us her awesome jean ass for Devine Rights for Denim ad campaign and to be honest, I can care less about the jeans. I care about titties. I care more about titties on my face.

Ultra fake Audrina Patridge is at the beach in a bikini sipping coronas and filming for a fake reality show or something. I don’t really know what she’s filming nor do I care, she’s drinking a beer with her big fake tits in a bikini. Enough said. Too bad those fake titties won’t be affected by gravity or there would be a possible nipple slip, but no, those tits aren’t going anywhere.

Audrina Patridge gracefully avoids an upskirt moment while sitting on top of a red hot Audi R8 in a short skirt showing off her awesome legs at the LA Direct ‘Remember to Give’ Holiday Party. Not for nothing but this chick is smoking hot, as if you needed me to point out the obvious. I’d kill grandmas to see her in a tight PVC vinyl dress with the highest stripper platforms ever constructed twirling around a pole. She’s dominate that outfit and I’d explode inside.

Nothing like a little Audrina Patridge shopping for a bikini during winter at Ashley Paige yesterday and we like it, we like it alot. Actually she was filming a scene for that dreaded MTV hemorrhoid of a show with Lauren Conrad but at least we get to see Audrina’s fine ass body in a bikini.

Sexy faux reality star Audrina Patridge from MTV’s The Hills is all types of sexy in the November 2008 issue of Maxim magazine. Maxim really needs to dedicate an entire spread of sexy bikini pictures of Audrina. She belongs in a bikini.

I believe bikini’s wear invented for girls like Audrina to “hang out” in them all times.. even winter. I’m going to write a strongly worded letter to the Governor of California, Mr Arnold Schwarzeneeggerafiyrb to ban Audrina from wearing regular clothes. Cross your fingers people!

The MTV faux reality show The Hills only gave us one positive thing this year, Audrina Patridge’s boobacious boobage. She has a tight hot body and knows it which in this case is a good thing because the bitch is always either lying around the pool in a one size-to-small bikini or on the red carpet showing some massive tit action. So I’d like to take this moment to thank the producers of MTV for hand picking this skank and making her rich enough to not wear clothes. ever.