Ok, I’ll go first. Audrina Patridge’s tattooed sister is much more of a babe than Audrina. There I said it but with all honesty, I’m into tattooed, pierced up Suicide Girls type of chicks. I’m also into goth black lipstick chicks in leather gear so perhaps it;s a no brainer.

Reality show whore Audrina Patridge shows us her awesome jean ass for Devine Rights for Denim ad campaign and to be honest, I can care less about the jeans. I care about titties. I care more about titties on my face.

Ultra fake Audrina Patridge is at the beach in a bikini sipping coronas and filming for a fake reality show or something. I don’t really know what she’s filming nor do I care, she’s drinking a beer with her big fake tits in a bikini. Enough said. Too bad those fake titties won’t be affected by gravity or there would be a possible nipple slip, but no, those tits aren’t going anywhere.

Audrina Patridge gracefully avoids an upskirt moment while sitting on top of a red hot Audi R8 in a short skirt showing off her awesome legs at the LA Direct ‘Remember to Give’ Holiday Party. Not for nothing but this chick is smoking hot, as if you needed me to point out the obvious. I’d kill grandmas to see her in a tight PVC vinyl dress with the highest stripper platforms ever constructed twirling around a pole. She’s dominate that outfit and I’d explode inside.

Nothing like a little Audrina Patridge shopping for a bikini during winter at Ashley Paige yesterday and we like it, we like it alot. Actually she was filming a scene for that dreaded MTV hemorrhoid of a show with Lauren Conrad but at least we get to see Audrina’s fine ass body in a bikini.