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The Hills Cancelled Audrina Patridge Boobs Going Off Air

Sunday, August 1st, 2010 | No Comments

The fluke that made the likes of Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad, Heidi Shit Face Montag ‘famous’ will soon be another piece of trash in the reality show landfill. The Hills is being cancelled after this season, which is a brilliant decisions because the Hills is a show that is so fuckin ridiculous I don’t understand how anyone can sit through that shit and not want to blast themselves; seriously its one of those shows where you feel more retarded after being exposed to it (and the last thing we need in this world is more severely stupid chicks who aspire to be like plastic surgery gone wrong Barbie). Since the bread and butter for Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag will be no more after this season I wonder how Frankinburger face (Heidi) is going to support her nasty plastic surgery habit? I say give it a couple months and she’ll be selling all her shit on ebay part-time, while stripping for nasty old European men full-time. Audrina Patridge on the other hand will have no problem making ends meet, because well look at her awesome tits, that investment is gonna pay some serious dividends. It’s all about making smart surgical investments.

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Audrina Patridge’s sexy ass

Saturday, March 27th, 2010 | No Comments

Audrina Patridge who thanks to that hot hot hot FHM bikini shoot has catapulted herself onto the ‘chicks I wanna fuck’ list of dudes everywhere. I myself have now taken note of Audrina Patridge and her larger than life rack, not bad for a chick who use to be completely obscure. Audrina Patridge almost (fuck I hate that word ‘almost’ well unless it’s used in the context of almost becoming some deadbeat chicks baby daddy, in that case almost is great) showed us some more of her ass-ets outside of some club, and this time a magazine didn’t even have to pay her, maybe that’s why she only almost showed us her ass. Oh well no ass peak this time, but at least she’s wearing hooker boots and we all know that chicks who wear hooker boots love to….(fill in the missing text with your personal experiences please, I don’t want to write anything to incriminate myself as a dirt bag just in case my stupid girlfriend finally figures out that I write these posts). Anyways, Audrina Patridge looks pretty hot in her hooker boots and short dress outside the club and surprisingly she’s not falling all over the place or puking on some street corner, hummm maybe these photos were taken before, not after the club. I bet Audrina Patridge loves to get all slutty when she’s drunk, awesome.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Can’t Contain Themselves

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010 | No Comments

It’s no big secret that I love Audrina Patridge’s boobs and the only thing better then Audrina Patridge’s boobs is Audrina Patridge’s boobs trying to escape from her top! I (and all of you) got a treat today because Audrina Patridge’s big fake boobs tried to make a break for it while she was getting her nails did, nice. I can see why her titties would wanna break free, well besides the fact that they want me to see them, it seems so unnatural to confine such big beautiful creatures into such a small tight spot. Come on Audrina Patridge free those babies, oppression is so 1940’s plus you paid good money for them, show them off (without your top) and get your money’s worth. Audrina Patridge when in doubt don’t be a bore be a whore and I’m not saying that showing us your tits is would make you a whore but it’s a step in the right direction.

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Audrina Patridge Behind the Scenes Bikini photos from FHM Shoot

Thursday, March 11th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m sure everyone enjoyed those mind blowingly hot Audrina Patridge bikini photos for the recent issue of FHM, because I know I did, wooooowza Audrina Patridge rocks a bikini like its nobody’s business! So if you liked those you’ll also like these behind the scenes photos from the FHM shoot, which feature Audrina Patridge in a bikini bottom on roller skates and if that doesn’t float your boat the photos also include some Audrina Patridge side boob action and Audrina Patridge bending over to show us more cleavage. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again the plastic surgeon who gave Audrina Patridge those perfect fake boobs should be given some highly acclaimed award like a Nobel Prize for contributing to the arousal of all the men who lay eyes on her well enhanced boobs. That fame whore, horse face Heidi Montag should have taken a page out of the Audrina Patridge how to do plastic surgery right handbook instead of taking the advice of her shiny face, douche nozzle of a husband Spencer Pratt on what good bodily enhancements should look like. Heidi Montag went from moderately disgusting to full blown gag disgusting, because now not only does she still look like a horse but she looks like a plastic my little pony with ridiculous watermelon tits and plastic surgery gone wrong cat face. Why would anyone in their twenties play to have someone make them look like a women in her forties who is desperate to hold on. Heidi Montag, needs to get a serious head scan and probably some kind of psychological help because that chick is just not normal! But I love Audrina Patridge, she’s the perfect combination of dumb and hot.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Hot Damn

Sunday, March 7th, 2010 | No Comments

I still can’t figure out why or how Audrina Patridge became a semi-celebrity but at this point I really don’t care because she is just mind blowing sexy in her new bikini photoshoot for FHM magazine. Audrina Patridge’s boobs are the epitome of corrective surgery gone right, her boobs are big and bouncy not ridiculous bolt on’s like those of most others girls who’ve tried to buy self esteem. I use to think Audrina Patridge was nothing special, but after seeing these smoking hot FHM bikini photos, her special assets (ass and tits) have won me over. Audrina Patridge is a living breathing example of why the only thing that matters for women is looks, being hot and having good fake boobs will work wonders and provide opportunities that ugly girls will never have, no matter how smart and good of a personality they have. When you look as sexy as Audrina Patridge does in a bikini, It really doesn’t matter if you’re as dumb as a wooden chair people will beg and plead to throw money at you just to show up half naked and stand around for a bit. Whether we know it or not our work is run by the beautiful.

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I Dream Of Ceiling Eyes

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

I’m not sure what blog started calling her “Ceiling Eyes” first, but whoever did is a freaking genius. This is of course because Audrina Patridge is always looking at the ceiling above the cameras for some reason. It’s annoying. But what is not annoying are these pictures of her dressed as a genie for Halloween. I’d be willing to overlook the whole Ceiling Eyes thing for one night as long as she wore this outfit in my bedroom.

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Audrina Patridge Looking Sexy For Maxim

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 | 1 Comment

Here’s a video of when Audrina Patridge did a cover shoot for Maxim Magazine. She’s looking sexy washing my car and eating strawberries from my fridge. I told her she could eat the whipped cream but to save the rest of it for when I sprayed it all over her body later. Then she was seen changing the sheets of my bed in her sexy little outfit but I told her not to bother because she would be sleeping in the wet spot later anyway.

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Audrina Patridge’s Big Tits And Bra

Friday, October 2nd, 2009 | No Comments

Since when did Audrina Patridge get some big tits? Well they’re looking quite large in these pics anyway where you can see her bra peeking through her white top. She was spotted out on the town in these ultra tight jeans, sexy high heels and a shirt where you can see through to her bra. Not to shabby for a day’s work that these paparazzi snapped. Next time, Audrina, don’t be such a prude and lose the bra!

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Audrina Patridge Shoots For Maxim

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 | 2 Comments

I gotta say that I’m a bit disappointed in these. Something about her just looks forced or unnatural, well besides her fake tits of course. I’m just sayin’ she really doesn’t look sexy, she looks more nauseated. But if you take her face out of the picture then Audrina Patridge has some rockin’ bod going on! Even better than in her sexy Carls Jr. commercial. These are for the October issue of Maxim Magazine with an interview of the airhead as well.

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Audrina Patridge Hot Bikini Commercial

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 | 1 Comment

I cant stand this talentless chick Audrina Partridge but I love her bikini body. I love it alot. The girl was born with the body of a goddess, unfortunately with the face of down syndrome and the voice of a shrew.

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