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Hot Athletes That Could Kill Me

Monday, January 11th, 2010 | No Comments

Hot Athletes

Girls that are 10x tougher than me are hot. Not that it takes a lot for girls to be that strong in comparison to me. The biggest thing I can lift is the tv tray with my Doritos and Mountain Dew on it. So here is a great list of chick athletes who I’d love to bang… and that would probably kill me in the sack.

Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova

Tennis players so so hot… I’m not sure if it’s the guttural sounds they make when they slam balls or if it’s the spandex. Most likely it’s some combination of both. But Maria Sharapova is the cream of the crop. Not only is she good at tennis (like one of the Amazon Williams sisters) but she is a blonde bombshell. Spike me Maria!

Erin Andrews

Erin Andrews

No, maybe Erin doesn’t play sports but she is around them enough for me to consider her an athlete. Not to mention her body is f’n fantastic. So tasty that I may work hard for 5 years at becoming a pro football player just so that I may have the chance of speaking to the great Erin Andrews. Or I’ll work those 5 years at stalking Erin.

Allison Stokke

Allison Stokke

Allison Stokke’s thighs could crush my head into a bloody pulp… and I’d like it. This chick is completely ripped and so freaking awesome. There are pretty much no nude pictures of her online but I can get hard just thinking about her. For some reason, athletes like Allison are hot for all-body spandex outfits. And daddy likes.