AnnaLynne McCord can handle a long hard banana shoved by her own hand and a little hair pulling also by her own hand, she can probably handle twice the size in her big fat… vagina. Assuming she has a been fat one, she is quite petite.

The new wave of the fake teen drama 90210 introduced America to some crazy hot babes and yes I’m talking about you, AnnaLynne McCord with the bangin’ body. This chick is so damn hot and it seems as if she doesn’t mind flaunting her tight flawless mid drift. You’re probably thinking this chick totally starves herself to get such a figure but in several occasions I’ve seen pictures of her chomping on some major hamburgers, she must have a lightning speed metabolism. That’s sexy, thinking of a crazy hot babe shitting all day. You’re mind is saying, Girls. Don’t. Poop. But you’re wrong.

I saved the best for last, a juicy lesbian kiss from Annalynne McCord with some hot babe. Don’t ask me who that other chick is because apparently that’s some kind of mystery on the internets and I heard somewhere from someone say that’s her sister which isn’t too gross but still, I would never kiss my sister like that. Well, then again, if my sister was that hot… maybe. Happy Friday, I need a nice cold beer at 9:30 am.

I don’t even remember why this girl is famous but Annalynne McCord also went to Miami Beach just like a whole handful of celebrity babes from Hollywood, wearing awesome bikinis. Annalynne not only played in the sand, eat a hamburger and played football with some douche, she also brought along her outie belly button to freak out the paparazzi and it worked. That thing is gnarly. Nice ass for an 80 lb white girl though.

AnnaLynne McCord’s body is as sexy as a 15 year old boy on heroin. Not sexy. Girl needs to put on some weight because she lacks two awesome things that women possess. Ass and titties. AnnaLynne couldn’t fill out Kim Kardashian’s bikini is her life depended on it. Wait, is that a nipple?

AnnaLynne McCord squeezes her chicken legs into some hot tight vinyl pants with ruby red lips and a smile ear to ear. I’ve never seen this chick act or perform but damn she has certainly caught my eye with her style. I dig chicks with big mouths too.

Sexy AnnaLynne McCord was photographed wearing a sparkly bra and a loin cloth at the Treasure Island Hotel who later on was seen performing with a group of homo looking dudes The Sirens of TI. Whatever the hell that is, who cares if hot chicks in bikinis are involved. Yes, I’m calling it a bikini.