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The True Blood Chicks Are Sexual Deviants

Friday, January 8th, 2010 | No Comments

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At the People’s Choice Awards, Vampire movies and television shows pretty much cleaned up. Vamps are all the rage right now – but let’s face it, they are always on the radar. Underworld? The Lost Boys? Interview with a Vampire? … must I go on? I’m thankful for these fads for one reason only – the incredibly hot women that are usually associated with them. True Blood on HBO has a great lineup of chicks in their show. If you’re not a fan of vampires let me clue you in on something – you see pretty much all of these women naked, banging some creature of the night. So tune in, why don’t ya?

Sookie Stackhouse – Anna Paquin

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Sookie is the main character of True Blood – a telepathic waitress who decides she really wants to get on top of a 100+ year old man. From about 6 episodes into the first season, there are a million times where you can see: 1.) Sookie’s boobs 2.) Sookie having sex and 3.) Sookie’s butt. Watching True Blood is a win/win situation, really. I’m not a huge fan of Anna Paquin but she is definitely worth watching in True Blood.

Jessica Hamby – Deborah Ann Woll

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Jessica is Vampire Bill’s child. Not in the literal human sense, but Bill is her maker. He had to turn her in punishment for killing some embezzling vamp who was trying to killinate Sookie. Jessica is one of the best parts of the show in season 2. She is smokin’ hot redhead who seems pretty innocent… until she goes crazy and rips the throat out of some people after she has sex with them. Awwwww. Baby vampires are cute.

Queen Sophie Anne Leclerq – Evan Rachel Wood

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Sophie hasn’t been in the series long, but I have a feeling this big-toothed vampire chick will make a big splash in season 3. Evan Rachel Wood is hot but Sophie Anne is hotter… mainly because one of the first times you see her, she is sucking the blood of a blonde chick’s groin. I rest my case.

Anna Paquin Goes Shopping, Hates Bras

Monday, December 7th, 2009 | No Comments

annamainI love Anna Paquin. The day she played Rogue in Xmen was one of the days my penis died and went to heaven. Not only that, but now she is playing Sookie Stackhouse and the wildly popular (and rightfully so) True Blood on HBO. Which, it beats the shit out of Twilight, by the way. There isn’t any “will they, won’t they kiss” shit. I get to see Sookie get railed hard by her 180 year old boyfriend who also happens to be a vampire. Um. Yeah. No comparison.

But this day… well it’s safe to say Anna is pretty much a mess. I’m 100% positive she hasn’t washed her hair for days, she is mesmerized by lettuce and her face is surprisingly monochromatic. It looks like she is a vampire. And oh yeah. I SEE NIPPLE POKING OUT!

So get with the program Anna. Be the hot, old-guy banging blonde we know and love. But feel free to keep the nipple display.

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Anna Paquin Toless True Blood Stills

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 | No Comments

Anna Paquin topless

Anna Paquin is a pretty decent actress, not so hot in the face but her titties and the fact that she doesn’t mind doing nude scenes while screwing a vampire for the HBO series of True Blood is just awesome. All she really has to do is not smile, her gapped tooth smile makes penis’s small again.

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New Anna Paquin Sex Scene in the Season 2 Premiere of True Blood

Monday, June 15th, 2009 | 1 Comment

I totally watched the premiere of season 2 True Blood on HBO and I had to say the sex scene between Anna Paquin’s character and her boyfriend vampire Stephen Moyer’s character kinda turned me on so I wanted to share the clip with you all. This show is full of nudity, sex, sex with mortal vampires and titties, I’d suggest you to download the first season and get hooked on a pretty good show if you aren’t already.

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