Last weekend I went to see the new Angelina Jolie movie, Salt and the only reason I paid money to see the movie is to see whether Angelina Jolie can still play a sexy bad ass chick on screen. Since Angelina Jolie, who use to be my favorite because she was just so fuckin sexy started collecting kids she’s gone a bit downhill and no longer portrays herself as that I don’t give a fuck, freak in the sack rebel chick and I really really miss the old Angelina Jolie. Fortunately Angelina Jolie played a sexy bad ass secret agent in Salt which reminded me of how sexy Angelina Jolie was and can still be…well in movies. Speaking of how insanely hot Angelina Jolie use to be, there are some new so called scandalous never seen pictures of Angelina Jolie from a new Angelina Jolie biography by Andrew Morton. Andrew Morton who seems like a world class sleaze ball has advertised these unseen Angelina Jolie pictures as “shocking photos Angelina didn’t want anyone to see” which is completely false advertising and I’ve provided the topless almost nude pictures of Angelina Jolie for you to decide.
The news lately has been full of discussion about Tiger’s mistresses and how whorish they are (and how strangely strong Elin is). Forget that attempted Detroit plane bombing, that’s old news! So the mistress talk got me thinking – what are some other hotties out there willing to put out if you’re rich and famous? (Sadly, I’m neither.)
Ashley Dupre, aka Kristen when she is working as a call girl, stands out in my mind because she is smoking hot for a white trash whore. Elliot Spitzer, not a very attractive governor, was all up in Ashley and apparently people cared about that. Personally, I don’t trust a politician unless they have a hot piece of ass on their arm.
Granted, all mistresses are kind of slutty, but Rachel takes the cake. Married men that are famous and rich are her specialty. If I had a million dollars and was in Rachel’s club, damn straight I’d give this chick my number. Did you see her tits? It just saddens me that she got the good guys like Tiger and David. I always imagined them sitting around with their model-esque wives, barbecuing and telling tales to their cubs/children. Instead they were ramming Rachel up the bum. Eh. I didn’t believe marital bliss existed anyway!
Now, Angelina denied any sexual activity with Brad Pitt while he was still with Jennifer Aniston, but we all know that is a lie. If any man came within 10 feet of Angelina Jolie, they would cum. It’s science. With Billy Bob, on the other hand, I think it was pretty out in the open that Angelina was sucking Billy’s D while he was still married. Billy Bob is my idol. He is the goofiest looking MFer and he got to slam this? Unfair! God, 
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