If it is at all possible for Adriana Lima to look any hotter, the end is near. Seriously, that would mean the apocalypse… the end of times. Scientists have documented all this garble I’m writing. Not really, but I would imagine the human eye wouldn’t be able to contain such hotness.

Adriana Lima slipped on the tastiest bikini’s for Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog and she looks awesome in every piece of swimsuit. Even in the granny looking one-piece they made her wear looks hot. Doesn’t she seem bustier in these pictures? Well the titties were either photoshoped to seem bigger or the bikinis are padded up nicely. Either way, she’s a goddess and I’d love to just eat her up for breakfast lunch and dinner.

I can’t get enough of these new cycle of Victoria’s Secret chicks man, it’s like a crack addiction. Adriana Lima wore a fancy push-up bra with a little photoshop enhancement (because pin thin chicks only dream of such an endowed natural bust) for a Victoria’s Secret ad wearing her sexiest “Am I turning you on?” face. Yes, Adriana, you are turning on a whole slew of people. Thank you.

What’s better than an Adriana Lima swimsuit photo shoot? A sexy topless, lingerie black and white photo shoot for an artsy fartsy spread but who cares about art when Adriana is topless. Not even a limited supply of cold beer and a lifetime of free Swedish massages from the finest babes is better than nude Adriana. Well unless the Swedish massages come with a “happy ending” each time, then of course I’ll pick that. Sorry Adriana, I’m only human.

Victoria Secrets 2008 Winter catalog is out and Adriana Lima makes granny panties and dumb over sized sweaters only your frumpy Aunt Mulva would purchase look desirable. Adriana is so hot she can make any stay at home Mom crave for useless high wasted pants from the early nineties seem like a great idea to spend $102.00 from her husbands 401K. Because you know Victoria Secrets supremely overpriced for the frocks they sell. Lingerie that makes your girlfriends A cup fill in like a C cup with actual cleavage, worth every penny.

Man why do the world’s hottest super models try so hard to be ugly, what’s the point that their trying to prove. They should just give it up…

I wish… no but seriously, here’s some rather hot photoshoot of her posing for the “Supermodel Obsession” book which I had no idea when was released, but I strongly suggest you Google this shit for some more hot stuff.

Here is the sexy Adriana Lima Topless for Elle Magazine. What better can we ask for on the monday afternoon? :)

Here is Adriana Lima signing autographs for the GQ magazine (which she is on the cover). lol