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More Action Chicks That Should Spank Me

Monday, January 18th, 2010 | 2 Comments

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Being dominated in the bedroom by a leather-clad chick is a pretty popular fantasy… and thanks to these vicious vixens, we get a good visual. These chicks some of the best action babes – both for their uber hotness and their credibility. When I see Kate Beckinsale in Underworld, i’m 50% turned on and 50% afraid. She is good.

Summer Glau – Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles

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Although I’m not sure if the Sarah Connor Chronicles are still on the air (who knows anymore with the cancel-happy TV executives) … but they deserve to be. Not only does Summer Glau make terminating (a verb?) look chic, but she is super hot and her body is just … wow. Apparently she got her body from being a ballerina for years. This leads me to the conclusion that the entire female population should be forced to be ballerinas at age 5.

Kate Beckinsale – Underworld & Van Helsing

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As both vampire and vampire hunter, Kate Beckinsale rules. She has a kickass athletic body and the face of an angel – the perfect woman. Actually, I’m not quite convinced she isn’t some super-advanced sex robot in a full-body leather outfit. No woman can possibly be as perfect as Kate. Say hello to my future wife of 2010.

Halle Berry – Catwoman & X-men

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Hello, pussycat! Now, Catwoman may not have been the best movie… but I certainly can’t stop watching it. Do you see what Halle Berry looks like in a leather cat outfit? Oh my God. Halle Berry deserves all of the recognition she gets; her breasts are gifts from heaven and she actually has some decent acting chops (Swordfish, Monster’s Ball, etc). I think Cleveland, Ohio has only produced two good things: Halle Berry and LeBron James.