Sophie Monk Sizzling in a Bikini

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010 | No Comments

I’m still not sure what this Sophie Monk chick does for a living, besides getting photographed in random places looking hot and pretending she didn’t call the paparazzi to take pictures of her looking hot while doing absolutely nothing, I suppose staging photo-ops could be considered a ‘job’. Anyways here is Sophie Monk hard at ‘work’ on the beach in a tiny bikini and being the good employee that she is, she of course fulfilled her employment obligations and looked hot while doing nothing. Yes, Sophie Monk looked extremely sexy in her tiny, barely there bikini and her body is bangin, I guess Sophie Monk has been hitting the gym hard. Sophie Monk still has those weird, awkward duck lips though; I really don’t understand why girls get lip injections because last time I checked weird Donald Duck plastic lips that look like a foreign alien object on your face were not sexy. Thin villainous lips are ugly because they make chicks look evil and scandalous but chicks with fucked up lip injections look like ‘special people’ so it’s a toss-up between evil thin lip bitch or retard duck lip skank. Conclusion, chicks born with thin lips are fucked either way, fail. Anyways just ignore Sophie Monk’s face and focus on her hot body.