Skanks are awesome, so is Danielle Lloyd

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 | No Comments

The best times I go out are most of the time spent in the streets where all the skanks, hoes and molesters stay put. This is where the world happens my friends. I like to stay in line and just eye-ball the bitches trying to get into the club, man do these guys ever try hard sometimes. Some place I went too 3 weeks ago had 5 girls wearing short skirts like Danielle Lloyd up top, some extra cleavage with no dudes, and they still got refused free entrance, I offered them a ride at my place but I sadly got turned down. Best thing that happened to me when I realized 4 of them were actually dudes…

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