Shauna Sand’s massive plastic tits in a bikini

Sunday, August 29th, 2010 | No Comments

Shauna Sand along with Heidi Montag and Janice Dickinson all had their plastic parts assembled by Hollywood plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, who recently died in a freak car accident and it’s apparent that Dr. Frank Ryan’s signature procedure was the massive bolt on plastic floatation device tit job. These recent pictures of washed up, stripper chic, plastic heels on the beach MOM, Shauna Sand is an excellent example of why chicks should not get plastic surgery, duck lips, bolt on rock hard tit, baseball mitt leathery skin and who can forget the Playboy bunny tattoo are NOT by any means attractive, unless you’re trying to attract broke sleazy douche bags who are too dumb to know that in 2010 Ed Hardy, steroids and slut girlfriends are socially frown upon. In other words the Jersey Shore look is unacceptable unless you’re a rock eating uncivilized Neanderthal. Shauna Sand scares me, it seems like the lights are never on upstairs because only someone who is seriously deranged would think that it’s not at all inappropriate for a mother to be in stripper/hooker attire year round including the clear plastic stripper heels on the beach.