Screw the iPad and give me some of that Abigail Clancy

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010 | No Comments

You can always leave it to the Italians to do things that don’t make sense (those idiots from the Jersey Shore are indisputable proof) like putting the incredibly beautiful Abigail Clancy on the cover of an issue of Italian technology that is trying to promote that really big iphone also known as the iPad. In my opinion the iPad is just apple’s way of whoring out a phone that only the infantile minded use, all the smart cool people use blackberry’s. The iPad is just stupid because why the fuck would anyone wanna carry around a giant iphone? You can’t even put that thing in your pocket, which means you have to lug it around all day like the nerd that you are. My point in this whole thing is that even though those I-talians are using uber hot Abigail Clancy to promote the ipad, ya a half naked Abigail Clancy won’t take attention off a dumb ass piece of technology, I’m not complaining because god damn do I ever love looking at Abigail Clancy and fortunately for me (and all of you) Italian technology decided to not make sense and provide pages and pages of Abigail Clancy in her underwear to promote the ipad.