Scarlett-Johansson in the New Iron Man 2 Poster

Monday, April 5th, 2010 | No Comments

Nothing really interesting about Scarlett-Johansson , I don’t have any photos of Scarlett-Johansson’s big boobs or anything cool like that, but as guys we love our Iron Man so here’s a new poster for Iron Man 2 featuring an unfortunately fully dressed Scarlett-Johansson. But what’s even better then the Scarlett-Johansson poster is the actual, or what might be the actual Iron Man 2 poster, how fuckin cool is Iron Man? Answer: Phenomenally fuckin cool, Iron man is the very definition of master pimp, he’s awesome. If you couldn’t already tell, I’m a big Iron Man fan, can’t wait until Iron Man 2 comes out, it’s gonna be sick. I’m not a Scarlett-Johansson fan, I think her acting is shit, she’s monotone and sounds like she’s trying super hard to memorize her lines, I hope the bitch doesn’t ruin Iron Man 2. If it wasn’t Iron Man, I’d let Scarlett-Johansson’s shitty, annoying acting slide. Boobs make me very forgiving, but she better not, for the love of god ruin Iron Man 2 because I will forever hate the bitch if she does and no amount of boob showing can fix ruining the awesomeness that is Iron Man!