Paris Hilton claims she only acts dumb, is really smart

Paris Hilton’s Nipples Say ‘Happy Friday’

Friday, January 30th, 2009 | No Comments

Happy Friday nipples, Paris Hilton’s nipples went out for a nipple walk in Hollywood without a bra again so that her nipples could enjoy the nice crisp nipply air, nipples. Paris made a funny, she said her valley girl image is all an ‘act’. Yeah, an act… nice try Paris.

“For five seasons [The Simple Life] I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.” She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

If that’s an act, then she’s a very talented actress. More talented than all the actresses in Hollywood, I might as well throw in that’s she’s an amazing singer/song writer with a beautiful sense of fashion and a face angels from heaven above would die for. Especially her wonky eye, simply flawless. Paris, you’re stupid and you suck at life.