Paris Hilton haz boobs

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010 | 1 Comment

Paris Hilton is like a fat bitch in a miniskirt, I just don’t get it. I don’t get how Paris Hilton has managed to stay ‘famous’ for as long as she has. I don’t get why she’s with a guy, Doug Reinhardt who is unemployed and a renter. But what really baffles me about Paris Hilton is how she’s sometimes as flat as the stock market on a Friday afternoon but other times she’s got huge knockers. Take these recent Paris Hilton photos for example, she actually has some decent cleavage going, is there some kind of magical heiress push up (wayyyy up) bra that poor girls don’t know about? Because if such a bra exists it would save a lot of girls the trouble and extra interest accumulated from the boob jobs that they are desperate enough to finance. It would also save some serious coin for all the dumb suckers who buy chicks tits. So Paris Hilton maybe you can do one good deed in your life and let all the flat chicks out there know your cleavage trick. It would be utterly cruel not to share.